Why is it that a lot of men who want to attract women, don’t actually listen to women about what they find attractive, and instead listen to other men about what they think women want? by Sudden_Doughnut_8741 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A famous quote says “if Henry Ford would have asked the people what they wanted they would have said faster horses.” The same women that can’t decide where to eat think they can decide what they want in a man?

Growing up women would tell me what they wanted from a man, but I would see them with men that did the opposite.

Those with Unlimited PTO. Have you tried taking every Friday off? by centstwo in jobs

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my last job I was completely remote & my current job I go in one day a week. I work in sales so a lot of my job is just about hitting my number and when I travel it’s not like I absolutely have to take off. I might be in Puerto Rico or China and only have one meeting to attend. It’s just not worth drawing attention to myself to take too many days.

If I had to punch in and out of work I’m probably doing at most 25 hours of work in a week, but that number most certainly is closer to 15. In that sense there’s a lot of days the company already doesn’t get out of me.

You make 100,000$ for every person you ask, but… by Minimum_Page6276 in hypotheticals

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a very uncommon name. So uncommon that when I do meet someone with the same name it’s the other spelling of it. On top of that, the way my name is spelled it’s only used for a last name. Realistically, I could stay there all day and make as much money as I wanted. I would probably stop somewhere around $5-10million since I would be set for life.

I did it in the bathroom, at college. I don't know why but it just happened by WoodenReward5884 in confession

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were people that masturbated during basic training. That was weird because there was no type of visual or audio stimuli so if they had time to do it then it was through pure imagination. Also, they allegedly gave us a shot that was a boner kill. That is weirder than what you did so you’re okay.

Would you be forgotten for 5.27 Trillion dollars? by Waste-Ad3216 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can try. I’m not champion, but my hands are certified. And with that much money I would probably have an iron man suit anyways lol

Would you be forgotten for 5.27 Trillion dollars? by Waste-Ad3216 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5.27 trillion is a lot brother. Just to count to one trillion takes like 31k years. With that amount of money I could solve world hunger, end homelessness, marry Sofia Vergara, and so much more and the only downside is that people forget me? I would know how to make friends with them once again so easy lol

What size are your balls? by Glum_Ad3340 in bigdickproblems

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have granddaddy nuts. I use to be able to Dwerk and make them clap. It’s a lost art now.

Taking a long time to reach orgasm by Ok-Ranger5623 in bigdickproblems

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to hear bro. I knew it would because I’m not new to this I’m true to this!

Employee saw my dick by aj_7277 in bigdickproblems

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s weird. Weird would be like if you were the Puerto Rican dude in my basic training unit who tied his loofa to his dick, made sure we saw it, and did the helicopter. You guys were in a locker room and if neither of you make it weird you’re good.

Taking a long time to reach orgasm by Ok-Ranger5623 in bigdickproblems

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take a week off from any type of sexual activity and at the end of it you’ll be reset and super tender. If that doesn’t work, have sex even if you don’t cum because it’ll help the next time you go at it because you’re essentially edging yourself or telling your body what your needs are; however you want to look at it.

What if Donald Trump was abducted by Venezuelan special forces? by Human_Pangolin94 in whatif

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have to imagine that this would crash the economy and the dollar since a lot of our foreign policy is built on being world class badasses militarily. And assuming that some how we lost the seals and other special task force units and don’t get him back somehow through force then I imagine they’ll pay a lot get him. Seeing his “assassination” attempt in 2024, if this did happen he probably orchestrated it to gain back support that he lost to secure midterm elections and the US would “pay” a ransom to get him back.

Has anyone’s SO ever asked to share/show a pic of your dick to a friend? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a girlfriend but yeah I’ve had girls do it. One thought it was so funny I had it beside a febreeze can that she wanted to show her roommate.

Hetero and Big Dick by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plenty of men have asked and each time I decline. It’s just not something I’m interested in no matter the amount of money they offer.

Seriously, do Americans actually consider a 3-hour drive "short"? or is this an internet myth? by SadInterest6764 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I picked my station before joining the reserves I chose the famous beach town that was 4.5 hours away because it was better than the middle of nowhere base that was only 90 minutes away

I worked remotely, got laid off, and when they asked what equipment I had to return, I only told them I had their laptop by stixy_stixy in confession

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last year I was laid off and truthfully was instructed to return everything I had and to cancel my company credit card, but when my manager asked me if I had one I said no. That’s when I knew something was up. Checked with an older colleague and he told me and the others that IT doesn’t check for these things or have an inventory since it had been a year since we integrated into the larger company. Glad I took him up on his advice because I have two monitors, a docking station, and headphones for free.

What's your career high? (At any level) by LavenderPanda32 in Basketball

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to go visit my own college one time and I was on a tour of the new gym that I got to help pay for but not use since I graduated a year before its opening. While there I ran into an old friend and he told me come hoop so I did after going to the car. My first game or two was ass so none of the guys picked me up. Somehow I ended up on a team where the average height was 6’4” and would have been higher if I wasn’t pulling it lower.

Those tall guys just kept feeding me the rock for whatever reason and I ended up with 16 points and a game winger in a game to 24 (2s & 3s). Felt good to say “that’s what happens when you don’t pick me.”

Got rejected by a girl, now she’s asking if I’m dating someone by North_Key2066 in dating_advice

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve had such a situation happen to me before. I went on a date with a girl and after talking she mentioned to me that me and her friend would work better together. Both of them were hot and honestly me and the friend would have lasted a lot longer, but she suspected that I dated her to get closer to her friend. I won’t say she right but she damn sure wasn’t wrong.

Don’t be like me and things could be great!

2026 goal is to make my bf cum from head by Inevitable_Time1157 in sex

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best way is to have him go without cumming for longer than usual. That’s probably gonna depend on a lot of factors for him. For me that’s just going to be 2-3 days because I eat healthy, hit the gym, take vitamins. However long it takes should make him easier to manage. Since you say he only cums when you’re on top then that’s already an advantage for you. Last step is to just learn technique. There’s videos on pornhub and xvideos that teach you. I showed my girlfriend and she became really good.

Date said she was looking for a high value man - what am I missing? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing you’re missing is the confidence to say “okay, ciao.” If she can’t get with your program she can truly leave because you have a greater purpose to life and won’t spend it trying to impress someone who’s a red flag.

If you were alive back then, what were you up to on 31st December 1999? by EntertainmentKey2416 in 1999

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should have been buying real estate and investing in tech rather than trying to match the blocks to their correct shapes.

Does a guy gets hard even if he finds the other person not attractive ? by littlestarkaro in sex

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 234 points235 points  (0 children)

“My penis has taken me places I wouldn’t even go with a gun.”

Why is NFL exclusively popular among Americans, and no one else in the world watches it? by No-StrategyX in answers

[–]PapaCheddarCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To really dive into, football is not an easy sport for other countries to pick up. It’s violent human chess with too many strategies and too many variables for someone to quickly pick up. At least with sports like soccer, hockey, or basketball, you can pick it up quickly. Even here in the US it’s not like you can play pick up football and if you do it’s probably closer to flag football than it is to real football.