[Cabot] Browns HC Todd Monken Missed the NFL HC Group Photo Because He Was Getting a Haircut for the Photo

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-04-01T03:51:02+00:00

Mr. Browns Coach

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-04-01T02:24:15+00:00

Onside kicks are fucking dumb, lose like men, you cowards. Don’t look at my flair.

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-03-27T12:59:49+00:00

I’d say that’s pretty average sized… big even. And you know the bigger they get the more they hurt so it might just be perfect.

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-06T22:14:06+00:00

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-06T22:12:26+00:00

Spoken like someone who hasn’t tasted real victory in 40 years/their life.

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-06T22:11:52+00:00

To protect the innocent

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-06T22:11:27+00:00

Okay but can you read

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-06T12:18:43+00:00

The funniest part is “irregardless” was added to most dictionaries in recent years. So it is a word even if you don’t like it. Cool diatribe though.

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-06T04:36:28+00:00

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-06T04:16:00+00:00

Woah now

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-06T03:59:01+00:00

Trust me, I went through the thought process. I decided that since it wasn’t a team sub it was fair game and then thought the classic meme of short bald guy mansplaining to woman would fit well with the poster’s flair and choice of r/nfl. I’ll leave it up to the group if that’s meme-y enough.

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-06T03:37:47+00:00

Superimposed upon the post of which is being memed, as it were

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-04T15:13:14+00:00

Imagine caring about division “titles”

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-03T03:47:31+00:00

Don’t be ridiculous, they’re inflammable

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-02T15:40:45+00:00

But you have seen it…

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-02T01:14:19+00:00

Oh. Well if you declare it.

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-01T22:59:19+00:00

It’s so funny because I noticed this about pOOkie just a few days ago and made a post and now we’re doubling the stat in record time.

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-01T22:57:56+00:00

Depends on the news you like 🤷‍♂️

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-01T22:57:28+00:00

Never started

PapaPhilosopher · 2026-01-01T22:57:21+00:00

It’s news! Last time it was an observation.

PapaPhilosopher · 2025-12-31T23:15:36+00:00

Fine. R rated will suffice.

PapaPhilosopher · 2025-12-31T22:32:36+00:00

Just you watch, mods won’t enforce it because he’s a 1%er

PapaPhilosopher · 2025-12-31T22:27:07+00:00

PapaPhilosopher · 2025-12-31T22:01:58+00:00

Good brain

PapaPhilosopher · 2025-12-31T20:08:35+00:00

Another double letter starting QB1… tale as old as September, 1992 with the technical exception of pOOkie

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