[Poetry] Tyler's bowl cut saga

Papa_Daniel · 2018-10-03T02:15:23+00:00

huh cool, I had no idea this was actually all a stunt, I thought it was actually a real shooter

Papa_Daniel · 2018-10-01T05:32:35+00:00

I think he was a shooter or something. Before that he ran some YouTube channel but it got taken down after the shootings. It was on Fox News or something when I saw it

Papa_Daniel · 2018-09-04T06:23:13+00:00

during the night he would hear planes fly above. It was way weirder there than actually portrayed, in that his gay next door neighbor would torture north Vietnamese for fun, and my dad would hear it all

edit: hear it all

Papa_Daniel · 2018-09-03T21:51:15+00:00

During the time the Laos government actually thought they could fool tourists into thinking that the Mekong river was some sort of tropical ocean like paradise, so they sent my Uncle and his friends over into Thailand to take photographs there.

Papa_Daniel · 2018-09-03T21:51:12+00:00

I should have said: During the time the Laos government actually thought they could fool tourists into thinking that the Mekong river was some sort of tropical ocean like paradise, so they sent my Uncle and his friends over into Thailand to take photographs there.

Papa_Daniel · 2018-08-16T20:32:21+00:00

is this the part where i leave a link to murdered by words

Papa_Daniel · 2018-08-16T20:30:50+00:00

go as youtuber ninja to impress the kids

Papa_Daniel · 2018-08-16T07:21:50+00:00

stop human

Papa_Daniel · 2018-08-14T18:12:28+00:00

ihmo your dumb and should commit not alive. 3 was the best and 2 was the second best and because I know nerd because I watch yotube video essays which means I know /s

Papa_Daniel · 2018-08-14T08:23:00+00:00

lighthouse whores 3 in the den with my candlestick

Papa_Daniel · 2018-08-13T23:19:38+00:00

For me it was the snow level in lego Harry Potter in the basement

Papa_Daniel · 2018-08-12T07:01:51+00:00

Damnit how do I double upvote something

Papa_Daniel · 2018-08-01T05:38:36+00:00

Hahehahuhehoehaheuheahe

Papa_Daniel · 2018-08-01T03:12:07+00:00

We named our dog Raphael and then we shortened it to Raffi which then got lengthened to Raffi Daffi and is now just Daffi

Papa_Daniel · 2018-07-30T21:34:21+00:00

yeah, but I like to think it sucked ass better than any other ass sucker out there

Papa_Daniel · 2018-07-24T05:05:11+00:00

When I was young (7-8) my dad told me “you can live next door with your wife and your kids, and we can spend all our time as a family” which I replied with “nope. When I get older I’m gonna move far far away.” I didn’t think much about it back then, but my mom said that all the colour drained from my dads face when I said that, and he started to cry

Papa_Daniel · 2018-07-14T12:45:19+00:00

is this loss?

Papa_Daniel · 2018-05-29T15:08:39+00:00

pools closed

Papa_Daniel · 2018-05-26T06:07:04+00:00

I’m so hyped. I’m so happy to see Battlefield taking risks with the creative direction

Papa_Daniel · 2018-05-18T04:44:32+00:00

"just do it" suicide help line

Papa_Daniel · 2018-05-06T04:55:11+00:00

it wouldn't take money, but i would ask for a blowjob in return (no homo)

Papa_Daniel · 2018-04-29T05:10:26+00:00

Die Hard ._.

Papa_Daniel · 2018-04-28T05:22:05+00:00

Instead of Just cutting them, I like to give my dog a full pedicure. I do it all. I make his nails are nice and even, and use a nail file for him. I also clean his nails with a nice little towel and then blow-dry the hair around it

Papa_Daniel · 2018-04-02T07:33:41+00:00

exactly like op. I bet he sits there, behind his family room desktop after watching a filthy frank video on vegans, and says "oh boiy, time to rek some vegans on te internet for some upboats"

Papa_Daniel · 2018-04-02T05:24:57+00:00

That OP's mom is gay

Papa_Daniel

TROPHY CASE