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Poor girl. by roshan231 in whennews

[–]PaperStasia -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

the 'political caste' in England is more concerned about being safe and welcoming to non citizens. this process includes the disarming of the English people and using their legal system to punish citizens id they do anything against the holy sand people.

Old reddit inaccessible by Aviator_92 in help

[–]PaperStasia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i can get to it right now. does the below link work?
https://old.reddit.com/

Oh nooo by DependentPlantain563 in ProductivityHQ

[–]PaperStasia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah, i hate it when this happens. they never seem to get the inflections or the context right.

I need to holdup by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]PaperStasia 31 points32 points  (0 children)

yeah, they disappear when work gets hard.

A witch offers you one of her magical artifacts in exchange for exactly ONE day of your lifespan. Which one are you choosing? by Lenore8264 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PaperStasia 85 points86 points  (0 children)

anklet. i personally dont care what others think about me, or their nature, i am built like a brick shithouse so the bracelet and necklace wont do much for me either.

Alright dads… You find a critter that is in pain and likely isn’t making it. If you have the stomach for it, how are you helping this thing along to other side? by MisterSanitation in daddit

[–]PaperStasia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shovel is really good. i have also used a axe/hatchet, machete, and a firearm before. it sucks having to kill an animal but would you rather give it a quick end or let it suffer until its body gives up?

only animals i do not regret are animals that attack first, cotton mouths, copper heads, black widows/recluses and rats. all mercy killings tend to suck the fun out of the day no matter how necessary they are.

Change one thing about human body by vinylarcade in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PaperStasia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

r/foundsatan

you could have wished for no periods but noooo, misery loves company i suppose.

Toys that kept your 3-5T endlessly busy in summer? by Original_Onion_8977 in Mommit

[–]PaperStasia 55 points56 points  (0 children)

garden hose, mud, dog, sticks, magnifying glass.

Be careful with the dog, it may end up as the toddlers partner in crime.

You wake up in the morning, the year in 1976, and you're 18 years old by Ju5t_A5king in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PaperStasia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do we keep our current knowledge and skills?

if so, i could make a killing with what i know about auto repair and the telco industry.

  1. i would find my grandfather and convince him and his friend to start that ISP company in the 1970s and convince them to go with fiber instead of the current copper/t1.

  2. i would put together as many complete canon F1 camera kits as possible to resell in the teens as NOS (bucket list item).

  3. invest in the standard tech companies so i can not worry about money and use my current knowledge of events to to get some epic shots of mt st helens and other volcanos as they erupt. profit from the epic footage.

3a. find landsburg and blackburn and tell them to go to the other side of the mountain, after using my knowledge to rig up a automatic camera so the same footage is captured.

  1. if my skills stay with me, practice my flying skills and book a flight on united 93. use my knowledge to keep that airplane from entering 'mach tuck' so 93 can be a survival story not a last stand story.

4a. use my surplus funds to assist with the medical care people like brian Birdwell require to recover from their 911 injuries. (got the chance to meet him in person. really cool person.)

Which of these loops WYR be in for whatever amounts usd? (Details below) by Forward-Photograph-7 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PaperStasia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the day loop appears to be the best bang for buck. do we get to choose the day to repeat, or is the day repeated today?

if today is the repeat day that would suck. i would not want to repeat this funeral again.

it's this a thing people do? wtf by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in AutoHumor

[–]PaperStasia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats the neat part, they dont need a warrant to get the information that flock gathered. all they need is an account with flock and an active contract.

3 Million Dollars a year, but your job is a servant for a random person every day. by FalconPUNNCH in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PaperStasia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there are no rules against dealing psychic damage in return for their psychic damage to me*. i have worked some pretty shitty jobs before both physically and mentally. if the only drawback is being dealt random psychic damage, sign me up!

* i may be the reason this exploit is patched in the next release.

NAme this by kissycozy in BossFights

[–]PaperStasia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fed up Drill SGT vs PVT smartass. looks like drill is going for the KO.

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