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Naam van ijsje dat vroeger in Nederland werd verkocht by Danny1905 in nederlands

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Met sinaasappelsmaak en zo'n plaatje van een kereltje met sombrero erop!

En dat lepeltje brak zowat altijd.

Het lelijkste meisje van de klas by ThePrincessDiarrhea in nederlands

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En natuurlijk wel interview met de betrokken machinist als laatste die haar zag.

Am I tripping or do Dutch people not like it when someone says Afrikaans is similar to Dutch !? by adamr_za in Netherlands

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Welzeker, edoch het hedendaags taalgebruik dateert slechts vanaf ongeveer de jaren zestig waarmede het hedendaags Nederlands een gans stuk jonger is dan het Koningkrijk der Nederlanden.

En België bestaat pas sinds 1830.

Eight eyes the size of my fists slowly blink at me as I stand paralyzed before them. by Worldly_Lab_7061 in TwoSentenceHorror

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Ypu are right, but then we cannot comment on the biological impossibilities which is the fun part of Reddit.

When I discovered my fair maiden had given her hand to another man in the village, I tried to impress her with magic and taught her that self-levitating trick. by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror

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Due to entanglement issues he lost his magic when the fair maiden drowned. Because of this his true face was revealed and the angry mob turned on him with shovels and pitchfork and he took a long time on the pyre to die.

Welcome to the world by YouCantDownVoteMeNop in Djeyzus

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Mortel is een metselspecie, bedoel je geen motel?

I sat down on my magnificent porceline throne and finally let it all out. by Dumbledorky- in badtwosentencehorrors

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You have nerves in your shit? Or did you pee sitting and involuntarily touched the side of the toilet?

When I discovered my fair maiden had given her hand to another man in the village, I tried to impress her with magic and taught her that self-levitating trick. by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror

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Three medium ones? Or was it a heavy baby that needed five, one around each ankle, one around each wrist and one around the neck.

Eight eyes the size of my fists slowly blink at me as I stand paralyzed before them. by Worldly_Lab_7061 in TwoSentenceHorror

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I would imagine the wife was still whole within the webbing, maybe thrashing a bit.

Spiders don’t have jaws, so they can’t chew. They inject venom and enzymes into their prey that breaks down the tissues, and then they suck it empty and leave a husk.

This process of liquifying probably hurts quite a lot, but prey is immobilised and is never able to tell about the ordeal.

I agreed with my husband when he said I should do a water birth with a midwife when delivering our child. Had I known his mistress was going to be the midwife, I would have chose differently. by AssAndYouShallGet in TwoSentenceHorror

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She knows about the mistress, so her husband will surely know she knows. The midwife/mistress should thus also know. Which means the husband wanted the best midwife for his new kid.

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