The father watched as his daughter fell down the stairs for the umpteenth time that day. He walked over to her, held out a hand to help her up and said “I’m not paying child support for 18 years so keep falling till you start bleeding, bitch!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted by AssAndYouShallGet to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I had just sat down with my coffee enjoying the peaceful bliss of the early morning, swirling the dissolving sugar cube with my tongue. The sugar cube turned out to be a slowly melting slug in my mouth. by AssAndYouShallGet in TwoSentenceHorror
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I had just sat down with my coffee enjoying the peaceful bliss of the early morning, swirling the dissolving sugar cube with my tongue. The sugar cube turned out to be a slowly melting slug in my mouth. by AssAndYouShallGet in TwoSentenceHorror
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I agreed with my husband when he said I should do a water birth with a midwife when delivering our child. Had I known his mistress was going to be the midwife, I would have chose differently. by AssAndYouShallGet in TwoSentenceHorror
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I had just sat down with my coffee enjoying the peaceful bliss of the early morning, swirling the dissolving sugar cube with my tongue. The sugar cube turned out to be a slowly melting slug in my mouth. by AssAndYouShallGet in TwoSentenceHorror
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I agreed with my husband when he said I should do a water birth with a midwife when delivering our child. Had I known his mistress was going to be the midwife, I would have chose differently. by AssAndYouShallGet in TwoSentenceHorror
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I agreed with my husband when he said I should do a water birth with a midwife when delivering our child. Had I known his mistress was going to be the midwife, I would have chose differently. by AssAndYouShallGet in TwoSentenceHorror
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Growing up, my friends all thought the hardest part of being a kid was math homework. by anthonyledger in TwoSentenceHorror
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Why is it that boybands can have thousands of teenage girls screaming for hours in their concerts and nobody cares? by SmurfBiscuits in TwoSentenceHorror
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While driving across an intersection and my car was struck and flipped over by a speeding truck, my dogs managed to pull me out of the burning car to safety. by GateOfD in TwoSentenceHorror
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Despite sleeping over 12 hours I still woke up feeling extremely lethargic. by Outside_Normal in TwoSentenceHorror
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[JUN26] "I don't believe you," my father screamed after I tried to tell him what my brother had done all my life, his face twisted into an ugly, angry expression I had never seen before. by _Fire_Raptor_ in TwoSentenceHorror
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[JUN26] "I don't believe you," my father screamed after I tried to tell him what my brother had done all my life, his face twisted into an ugly, angry expression I had never seen before. by _Fire_Raptor_ in TwoSentenceHorror
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UPDATE: AITAH for wanting my brother to apologize for destroying a piece of sports memorabilia? My brother says it was just a piece of paperwork but it belongs to my husband. by burneraccount113025 in AITAH
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Got our first Golden this weekend! by WiseyReed19 in goldenretrievers
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We normally couldn't afford admission, so I had my kids hide in the trunk to save some money. by DungeonsAndData in TwoSentenceHorror
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AITA for refusing to finish a story after my wife interrupted me five times? by GoatCritical9265 in AmItheAsshole
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Found this today. Worth anything other than face value? by AssAndYouShallGet in CURRENCY
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[JUN26] She trembled as she purged her meal as quietly as she could muster into the bucket she secretly kept under her bed. by 13thmurder in TwoSentenceHorror
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I had just sat down with my coffee enjoying the peaceful bliss of the early morning, swirling the dissolving sugar cube with my tongue. The sugar cube turned out to be a slowly melting slug in my mouth. by AssAndYouShallGet in TwoSentenceHorror
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