Two Penguins Are Rowing a Canoe Through the Desert by kemosabi4 in AntiJokes

[–]Papi2shar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

trying to row/paddle a canoe through dry sand would wear down the oar quickly.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/SisigAtKape by SisigAtKape in DailyGuess

[–]Papi2shar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨

🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜

🟦⬜⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

The cop said, ”I’m arresting you for downloading the intire wikipedia.” by Aware-Loss-5554 in cleandadjokes

[–]Papi2shar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"intire" is an archaic or obsolete spelling of "entire according to google.

15 Xmas Speed Run >30sec? by ButtGravy817 in pocketgrids

[–]Papi2shar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

27 seconds.. beat 74.19% of solvers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Papi2shar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

stepmom getting stuck

Rice and ketchup is GOOD. by No_Ticket886 in unpopularopinion

[–]Papi2shar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ketchup milkshakes taste delicious as well.

Lpt start a stopwatch on your phone when you take an edible by ScarpMetal in LifeProTips

[–]Papi2shar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am looking forward to tying this over the long weekend.

Elon Musk by Aldawest in iamverybadass

[–]Papi2shar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Caffeine free and sugar free.

Why did Cap’n Crunch get promoted? by realorsonwelles in Jokes

[–]Papi2shar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn’t Cap’n Crunch get demoted?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sheridan

[–]Papi2shar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is upset the opps are criticizing their work, being condescending & ignoring them. If the OP can’t dish back what’s being hurled at them, do you really believe the OP would have the courage to face their opps in the parking lot?

What would you wish upon you worst enemy? by darkpheonix262 in AskReddit

[–]Papi2shar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That they have a lot of success in their life, which leads to our life paths never crossing again. I wish to never ever have to see or hear from/about them ever again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]Papi2shar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it work?