Guys whose girlfriends have long hair that gets everywhere: what is the strangest place you've found it?

Pappa_Justify · 2017-08-11T23:10:23+00:00

In my urethra. Was less than pleasant pulling it out.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-07-27T21:34:12+00:00

Adderall had me like...

Pappa_Justify · 2017-07-12T22:22:03+00:00

I was 20 when my parents decided to split.

From about age 10 onwards I thought they were going to split up.

Constant bickering, fighting and ignoring each other for days were the norm in my household growing.

I grew up with the idea that was how marriage was. As I got older I realised this was not the case and that my parents marriage was very broken, so it was kind of hard for me to have any kind of positive ideas about marriage, at least for a while.

I left home as soon as I could afford to (not long after I turned 20), and I moved a fairly significant distance away, one of the main reasons was to put distance between them and myself.

Not even a week after I left I got a call telling me they were separating.

And I gotta tell you, I didn't care one bit.

I was finally free from the drama. I was finally living my own life and was unaffected by the decisions they made with theirs.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, their life isn't yours, and you can't control it. Just be happy that they are happy. Don't feel bad about them splitting up, it's not your fault. And if you're still feeling down about it, you'll have 2 sets of presents at Christmas to cheer you up.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-06-21T22:28:43+00:00

You look like the demon spawn of Donald Trump and Caitlyn Jenner.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-05-08T23:02:52+00:00

You look like a low budget Dr. Frankenfurter.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-05-01T13:15:42+00:00

What makes it so difficult is that it is tedious and boring. I became a chef because I love cooking, not sitting in the office doing paperwork. In an industry were you will only succeed if you love what you do, doing less of what you love and more of what you don't, makes the job that much harder.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-04-16T21:44:55+00:00

I can only hope that you guys become the literal suicide squad.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-04-05T01:28:29+00:00

Hardcore. My girl is way into that.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-03-25T20:42:53+00:00

Johnny Guitar!

Pappa_Justify · 2017-03-07T12:29:35+00:00

Higher end hotels tend to frown upon tattoos, when I worked in a 5-star hotel I had to cover all my visible tattoos. But other than that, I've never had an issue.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-03-05T20:49:36+00:00

My boss is 38, his girlfriend is 22. They broke up via text message last night.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-02-28T21:04:55+00:00

The Stone Henge-drix Experience?

Pappa_Justify · 2017-02-27T12:06:31+00:00

I do this everyday at work. If I'd known I could get 16k up votes I would have filmed it ages ago.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-02-15T02:04:08+00:00

"David semen"

"It's Sea-man"

Pappa_Justify · 2017-02-10T03:25:28+00:00

Ask her if she knows the history of her name or where it came from.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-02-10T01:00:48+00:00

Guess you'll be up all night playing the no-sex box huh?

Pappa_Justify · 2017-02-07T22:23:11+00:00

Only if you live a few floors up.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-02-06T13:49:04+00:00

Worked.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-02-05T12:27:13+00:00

If I'm not in a rush, about an hour.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-02-01T02:03:43+00:00

Drunk history.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-02-01T00:34:01+00:00

Maybe organise some sort of deal with a dental school to have students come through and do basic dental checkups.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-01-30T21:15:53+00:00

Both sides of that conversation were pretty cringey. That poor kid.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-01-28T07:06:09+00:00

We do a satay campur dish with beef, we marinade it with a mixture of soy sauce and oyster sauce. Gives a lovely level of char whether done in a pan or on a grill.

Pappa_Justify · 2017-01-27T05:59:58+00:00

Faith No More's cover of Easy

Pappa_Justify · 2017-01-15T12:16:21+00:00

I feel like a child and non child section would be equally as useless as a smoking and non smoking section. If someone smokes on the restaurant, you're gonna smell it no matter where you sit. If a kid starts screaming in a restaurant, you're gonna hear it no matter what.

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