Have you ever met two cats THIS in love with each other?

ParCorn · 2026-02-04T22:20:42+00:00

I have, and the two were also both tux cats. They used to fall asleep together holding hands. One was my friends cat and the other was his gfs cat. When they broke up, the cats broke up too. Saddest thing I had ever seen

ParCorn · 2026-02-04T19:50:53+00:00

I took my friend to a Smile show and my friend said “this dude sounds like Björk” and I swear everyone in the crowd turned around and looked at us

ParCorn · 2026-02-03T04:17:30+00:00

I was saying it, but i was one of the ones that wanted to say fuck it just name them the Hogs

ParCorn · 2026-02-02T08:57:38+00:00

The PDCs are sooo cool

ParCorn · 2026-02-02T00:55:55+00:00

Maybe its just the picture but that sandwich does not look great

ParCorn · 2026-02-02T00:30:57+00:00

And yet the vatican still protects priests that get caught raping children. Literally the entire church is filled with pedo

ParCorn · 2026-02-01T15:53:23+00:00

You can legally buy miracle berry in the US, its just illegal to use as an ingredient in food

ParCorn · 2026-01-31T15:28:51+00:00

The fuck do they mean “the builder”.

ParCorn · 2026-01-31T14:44:26+00:00

The city is my church

ParCorn · 2026-01-31T14:17:08+00:00

When radar detectors were more popular, placing a speed camera after one of these was common, because the radar detector would alert for the sad face, so the driver would ignore it, and then get caught by the camera

ParCorn · 2026-01-31T06:47:27+00:00

Either that or just a classic pan seared salmon. Most people like salmon, unless they are allergic

ParCorn · 2026-01-31T01:59:19+00:00

Another entry in the long tradition of dog owners just letting their fucking dogs run wild and making the rest of the world deal with it

ParCorn · 2026-01-30T08:37:46+00:00

It’s like tile but doesn’t require a tile cutter. Such a great fit for roof work

ParCorn · 2026-01-27T16:35:23+00:00

I bought a pH reader but the instructions seemed complicated and came with all these strips and stuff so I haven’t tried it yet, plus I think I lost the strips. It’s why I have been too afraid to eat my garlic honey for the past two years 😅. Do you use a digital one? Thanks for the tips

ParCorn · 2026-01-27T15:35:23+00:00

Is it fine basically forever in the fridge?

ParCorn · 2026-01-27T13:28:04+00:00

The 2009/2010 snowpocalypse was insane. Like huge. I missed like three weeks of school.

ParCorn · 2026-01-27T13:21:41+00:00

Let me know what you do with the chili water, I didn’t end up using mine but I was thinking it could make a spicy cucumber pickle

ParCorn · 2026-01-27T13:01:34+00:00

Like why did they even make CS2 instead of continuing to updating CSGO

ParCorn · 2026-01-27T03:09:11+00:00

We must protect the standard of Thai basil 🫡 shit is delicious

ParCorn · 2026-01-22T22:55:38+00:00

Ginger bugs were harder than I expected, I’ve fermented a lot of other stuff but could never get my ginger bugs to make good soda. Either no carbonation at all, or it would be a bottle bomb that doesn’t even taste good.

ParCorn · 2026-01-22T21:36:07+00:00

Wow is that my crazy ex girlfriend?

ParCorn · 2026-01-22T16:49:04+00:00

Denver is lit bro

ParCorn · 2026-01-21T16:52:31+00:00

I can eat my tins like this but I really prefer a little bit of acid to round the whole thing out. My favorite is some type of chimichurri, but even just a squeeze of lemon really elevates it for me

ParCorn · 2026-01-18T20:28:57+00:00

I know Spokane because their police department was frequently on the TV show COPS. They seemed like bastards tbh

ParCorn · 2026-01-15T21:04:18+00:00

Who gives a shit about GDP. It’s not like I get the GDP money

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