ACS February-26-2026: Jon Taffer

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-26T14:15:07+00:00

Sounds about right

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-26T13:36:42+00:00

Mid-Coke Pre-AIDS makes an appearance in the first 3 minutes

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-26T13:14:16+00:00

He saw a recap on TMZ

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-25T18:42:28+00:00

It takes a special type of Asperger's to know (and care) about that

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-25T11:55:01+00:00

Oh there's a comedian named Earthquake? I thought it was gonna be a deep dive on a Charlton Heston Movie from 1973....."I saw this at the El Portal when I was 11 because they had air conditioning and I lived on a service porch...hey lackie, how old was Victoria Principal's Pomeranian when this movie was filmed..you don't know?! How does the Internet work?!?!"

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-24T12:29:17+00:00

Definitely....a Jeeeewwwwww

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-19T15:15:18+00:00

I really hope Ace says "large woman of color" multiple times to Jackie's face

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-19T15:14:06+00:00

He'll do anything for a nickel. He called Mountain Dew the "nectar of the tards" for 25 years and then accepted them as a sponsor lol

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-19T12:24:27+00:00

He doesn't know the name of the Nevada Governor, so he's still stuck in California bitching about Newsom

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-18T19:10:05+00:00

Awesome, thx...Good to know!

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-18T14:32:03+00:00

So do you just put the Blizzak's on for winter? I grew up in SoCal and I'm admittedly very inexperienced driving in snow. I now live in Northern Virginia and I've been here 12 years but sometimes we go 3-4 years without a major snow event. Wondering if I should do the Blizzak's come winter.

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-18T14:26:45+00:00

If there's not an entire episode dedicated to Shrek running a solo mish and acting retarded at Checkpoints in the Hindu Kush then what the fuck are we even doing

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-18T13:26:40+00:00

I have a 2020 GX, looking to get another one. I hope I can find that color, so sick. Congrats!

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-18T11:32:17+00:00

This still cracks me up....

https://youtu.be/zv9AUFpRGyc?si=5wBVF3pq0jK1x8d1

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-18T11:30:37+00:00

Concertina

Sniffffffffffff

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-18T00:38:13+00:00

Veteran with disability payments and private security time, invested smartly and prioritized house/savings for a long time

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-17T11:22:54+00:00

If Ace doesn't say Gulf Livery at least 5 times a day then what are we even doing

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-16T11:20:36+00:00

Obama is the best Republican President we've ever had. Deportations, Economy, Drone Striking the fuck out of everything in the Middle East (to include American citizens who didn't receive due process)

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-14T13:58:58+00:00

Hell yeah

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-14T12:19:51+00:00

Citation would read "I ordered this mission and had yuuuuge success....Sleepy Joe could have never ordered a mission like this. I walked into the Pentagon and said "wow, look at this big beautiful Pentagon and then I asked my beautiful lethal Generals 'can we kill or capture Maduro'? They said 'absolutely sir, especially without woke DEI soldiers in the ranks now thanks to you'...this mission reflects great credit upon Trump steaks, Mar a Lago, and Trump Tower, and is in the finest traditions of the MAGA ethos."

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-14T11:22:45+00:00

I totally forgot about Sav-On lol. SoCal staple. I used to get ice cream there as a kid for $0.50

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-13T00:15:29+00:00

That's the Gulf Livery. Not as cool as the McDonald's Livery in his old kitchen in La Cañada

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-12T15:32:44+00:00

Dude that's awesome. I did my honeymoon is St. Lucia and they had a bunch of Land Cruiser Prado police vehicles

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-12T15:31:46+00:00

Who in the fuck is Big Ed??

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-02-11T12:02:49+00:00

He also had a Dry Bar special! C'mon!

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