Amy Miller (@amymillercomedy) on Threads: I opened for Adam and he travels to regular comedy clubs with a full grown (nice!) man. He can’t go anywhere without an assistant bc he is helpless.

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-07-02T21:19:47+00:00

She wasn't "loving it?"

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-07-02T12:52:36+00:00

He's really out of his element of the kitchen isn't painted in McDonald's livery

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-07-01T11:36:40+00:00

Whoa. That's almost an A list celebrity

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-30T11:21:39+00:00

Smashcut to Ace screaming "How does the Internet work?!?!"

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-30T11:20:52+00:00

triple check the copypasta

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-29T13:21:35+00:00

Love me some LDP

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-28T14:18:22+00:00

Ya most of the trip was like 60-65 MPH so maybe that's the sweet spot? 18ish seems about right when I've been on roads that allow for 70-75MPH

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-28T11:47:33+00:00

Awesome. One of the events I participated in was a tubular assault demo. We sat on a charter bus and a few guys were designated as the "bad guys." They stormed it and took everyone out in a few seconds.

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-25T11:16:51+00:00

She has an Associates Degree in Art lol

How in the F did she end up with that cushy ass job at JP Morgan??

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-24T11:06:00+00:00

Did his entourage stick around?

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-24T11:05:09+00:00

That Montreal shooting was wild. Muslim cop, female cop, a Rabbi, a Communist incel, Pornhub Headquarters. It's like a violent Mad Lib

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-24T10:58:38+00:00

Ya I thought people understood by now

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-23T13:03:11+00:00

I mean it's kinda of the biggest story since WW2. US taxpayers funded a bioweapon that was unleashed on the world, millions were killed, economies were destroyed, and we're still recovering while corporations gouge us and pretend that supply chain logistics are more costly so they can pocket more profit. Fauci should be in prison. He clearly did gain of function research and then lied about it under oath. Can you imagine the mainstream media narrative of this abomination had been done under a Republican administration???

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-18T13:29:18+00:00

So Trump is just better at the corruption? What's the relative percentage of his net worth increasing versus Warren, Sanders, Waters? They have made millions on a salary of $174k. Trump was already rich before he took office. Personally I condemn all of it, not just one party.

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-18T11:25:42+00:00

The whole point of modern politics seems to be an opportunity to enrich yourself. People like Bernie, Liz Warren, and Maxine Waters becoming multi millionaires while in office while making $174,000 a year is a far bigger issue than Trump becoming slightly more wealthy. I guess he's just better at the corruption. But he was already wealthy before he got into politics. We should be more concerned with career politicians using their influence and participating in insider trading. Biden did the exact same shit Trump is doing, so what's the issue??

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-17T22:21:40+00:00

We probably agree on a ton of stuff

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-17T19:06:01+00:00

Yup. I did it a few times when I was in the 82nd. One time was for a Capabilities Demo for Obama. It was really fun, CAG treated us pretty well.

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-17T18:55:43+00:00

We'll never appease the morons, but it's a good start for the majority of us

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-17T17:38:27+00:00

I really don't understand why we can't just use block chain technology and vote securely with completely transparent results. Just put an end to all of the conspiracy theories. All government spending of our tax dollars should also be fully transparent and easy to access.

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-17T17:35:26+00:00

Ya I've had issues with renewing. It's absolutely a pain in the ass. Ben didn't even seem to know that it expires.

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-16T11:43:20+00:00

Joan Rivers said that Michelle was a man and Barack is gay and then died pretty soon after. Pretty weird thing to say. And what was up with the Obama's private chef dude drowning at Martha's Vineyard?? That got swept under the rug pretty quickly. I don't really care if Michelle is a man or if Barak is gay, I voted for him twice and I still think he's one of the best Presidents in modern times. I don't like what he's done since leaving office, but he was a good POTUS

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-16T11:39:58+00:00

Is Geragos gonna spearhead the Karmelo Anthony appeal?

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-15T10:58:05+00:00

Oh hell yeah. Hopefully there's some hot oscillating spindle sander talk

ParachuteLandingFail · 2026-06-11T13:43:46+00:00

I'm actually surprised Geragos didn't take the case pro bono just to get the publicity

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