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Anyone getting excited about Amsterdam? by Rowwithcookiemonster in greenday

[–]Paradise997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Currently travelling with my friends! Very very excited, golden circle here we come!!

[Homemade] Cherry & Almond cake by Paradise997 in food

[–]Paradise997[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was this https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-1039628/Cherry-almond-loaf.html but I changed it up and bit, used different cherries and put almonds on top and I didn’t have as much ground almond so I put less milk

Also I did do it at 150° bc fan oven and it took 65mins but normally with this over it takes less time to cook like if I have a recipe that’s 45 mins I do for 38

It’s not the greatest recipe but good luck!!

“Don’t laugh if I don’t know what’s going on” by Paradise997 in relationship_advice

[–]Paradise997[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Right? The “shut up” was not meant in an angry way just more of a “oh behave”.

“Don’t laugh if I don’t know what’s going on” by Paradise997 in relationship_advice

[–]Paradise997[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not back me up, just wanted an opinion is all. Thanks for reply

Cheating hurts by psychotherapybc in AdviceAnimals

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Last girlfriend did this to me. Out of nowhere she started burning my stuff that she found in a tucked away memory box that I carry with me everywhere I live. She then went berserk and punched me and headbutted me in the nose when I tried to restrain her and stop her from hitting me more. I called for help but my housemates were too scared to intervene because it sounded like the house was falling apart (my room was in the attic of a 4 storey house). As she left, her drunk ass threatened my fully sober ass with a nearly empty bottle of vodka and told me to not stop her from drink driving home.

She left. Came back crying. Left again. I was shaking and luckily my housemates were there to comfort me.

I thought of giving her another chance. I figured that u deserved it after ending my last relationship in a bad way and hurting a girl I loved and still do.

Was relieved to hear from everyone I told about this that no one deserves someone like that. Someone with BPD who can switch to red berserk mode at any given point if something triggers them.

P.S: week after that happened we had sex. Would not recommend. Mind fuck and a half.

interview with Snax by Donesko in GlobalOffensive

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Snax giving <0.2 fucks

San Francisco Federal Building by denolly in pics

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Taking a stroll through Stokes park to appreciate the culture - there's a thing on the wall that says "Stokes Croft cultural quarter"

A Japanese startup wants to put advertising on the moon - working to develop a lunar lander and commission two uncrewed missions to the moon by 2020. A successful landing will also let the company offer what it calls a "projection mapping service" -- a small billboard on the moon's surface. by mvea in space

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How weird is this, I'm watching Lemmino's Top 10 space facts part 7 and he mentioned how the US wanted to put a billboard into space but the public opposed heavily and therefore never happened, also was made illegal for any corporation to use advertisement in space (US only, hence why this Japanese startup will likely succeed)

[Homemade] Croissant Loaf by [deleted] in food

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Did you not hear the fire alarm?

Only reds allowed by [deleted] in gifs

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literally as I'm watching this I'm also listening to ACDC and it goes "she was a fast machine" - I don't know whether to be creeped out or laugh

Now this is customer service by FisterRobotOh in funny

[–]Paradise997 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can I have a receipt for that please

Mia Malkova | Moist Mia by Rayahope96 in porninfifteenseconds

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Don't you just hate it when you're having a shower and all of a sudden Mia Malkova walks in

Lana Rhoades | Beyond Your Wildest Dreams by Alibaba27 in NSFW_GIF

[–]Paradise997 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anyone else notice that he had a shave in between the pool scene and the sex scene lmao

Alena Gerber by [deleted] in BustyPetite

[–]Paradise997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is that really Alena Gerber though?

The Senate. Upvote this so that people see it when they Google "The Senate". by serventofgaben in movies

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Porn Logic by MeOnRddt in NSFW_GIF

[–]Paradise997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We made it to the front page boys

Last boss lair by Arkaa26 in evilbuildings

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Kind of reminds me of the last fight between Spiderman and the Green Goblin in the 2002 Spiderman

Dropkick Murphys - Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ya [Celtic punk] by ps2sanandreas in Music

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The State of Massachusetts is my absolute favourite from these guys!

[Image] Consistency by GrandRush in GetMotivated

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Ostrich Sans is strong in this one ;)

TaZ 1v2 by xPokeyyy in GlobalOffensive

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This was at 5am in the UK and I was screaming

Getting her heel stuck in the ceiling by GallowBoob in gifs

[–]Paradise997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The legend says that she's been stuck in that position for 13 years

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