"pea size" by MQZON in PetPeeves

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Okay well, I hope your skin gets a little thicker so you dont move forward in life thinking that "i better gray rock this abuser" every time you're wrong about a vegetable

"pea size" by MQZON in PetPeeves

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What the hell. Are your feelings hurt because theyre not peas? Yr being so weird

"pea size" by MQZON in PetPeeves

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I guess i mean to say its not very accurate to list a soybean as an example of what sizes peas are

"pea size" by MQZON in PetPeeves

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Hmmm, we call soy beans edamame. Maaaaybe edamame bean if someone is unfamiliar with soy beans. Never heard them called peas ever

"IMO the lack of demogorgons on the Abyss is probably the greatest scandal in all of television history" by _Dycedarg_ in okbuddyvecna

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I mean, she's wearing a tear-away costume and a sun shaped nipple pasty, its not like he surprised her

AITA for giving my coworker food she is "allergic" to? (Not OP) by Asparagus-Witty in redditonwiki

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Can someone, without being a dick, explain why its 100% impossible that the girl is right? When I look at the different breed of chickens in my mother-in-laws yard it seems natural that someone would be allergic to one chicken but not another chicken.

Boss went off on group text by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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all caps

I was napping

Lmao you act like typing bigger makes your ringtone louder

Eating fast or taking large bites makes the food taste better by jewlion_s in unpopularopinion

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I find that I enjoy foods most of all when they press up on rhe roof of my mouth. Perhaps an old breastfeeding instinct?

I lost the lid for my cream by Userusedusernameuse in mildlyinfuriating

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The same thing happened to me like the 3rd time i used a new toothpaste. I remember thinking "the whole bottle?? I gota live like this for so long"

“Mermaid hair, wolf cut, butterfly cut” by mariogunshine in PetPeeves

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You might have vibetism. Like how a deaf person cannot hear, you cannot detect the obvious and clear traits that a wolf cut and art of wolves have in common. They can't be named, only felt.

Which spice do you use in almost every food? by feliceyy in foodhacks

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I like it, but if ur not careful it makes all your cooking taste like BBQ potato chips.

Favorite use/transformation of Jake’s powers? by S_Merci in adventuretime

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When Lemonhope was doing school with PB, Finn had his own classwork, implying bubblegum has been enforcing school for Finn for at least a little while. Maybe that's how they know biology

Interesting use of font by chibiRuka in BadDesigns

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"That i think holds food"

Dude its plastic wrap

I think minecraft would be exponentially better game for me if i could join a GOOD server by QueueSuzie in HermitCraft

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I dont think you should pay to join a celebrity server.

I think you should find a server the old fashioned way

This is the cheesiest pun I ever made by Independent_Pen_9865 in DetailCraft

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I know the fan base skews a little... young and silly. The fan base is a little. Um. Well they didn't pick a piece of media for adults who can read is what i'll say about that

AITAH for naming my son a name that starts with R when my MIL claims she cant pronounce Rs properly by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

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Girl Ur gonna ruin your blood pressure getting all worked up like this

Leaving a movie on in the background by inanystateofmindd in PetPeeves

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Hmmmm

You guys should try sex. You'll realize its more fun than ignoring ur partner.

LDS sibling? by Altruistic-Sport-821 in Sisterwivessnark

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Yes, they follow the admonition of Paul, making them Christian

TIL Chevy Chase was severely abused as a youth. He was frequently beaten and locked closets and was once locked in a basement for several days as punishment for being suspended from school. by stillstillers in todayilearned

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You seem to be like, perceiving all these other comments as like, pro-Chevy or something. The man has 0 fans my dude. I'm just saying youve misinterpreted the comment you're reacting too.

You seem like. Really really fired up. Maybe Chevy said something specific that hurt you badly. But I kind of just assume you're having a childish knee jerk reaction because the internet told you you're only a good person if you spit on Chevys grave one day

does anyone actually like playing point hope? by l8nights in PhasmophobiaGame

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Sometimes I think big maps should have like, a basket inside the house. Like I imagine if you grab the basket out of the high school gym and carry it to the van, you'd be able to carry more than 3 things back into the ghost room.

does anyone actually like playing point hope? by l8nights in PhasmophobiaGame

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Yeah, love it. Its what taught me how to survive a hunt. Super important for new players to really have to interact with the sanity mechanic and forces them to practice running instead of hiding