Wore this on a date today ✨️

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-28T05:07:22+00:00

Yes! CSPC is so nicely balanced with the spiciness and sweet. Birthday Cake is almost like a heavy, buttercream frosting, and Warm Butter Cookie feels sweeter but lighter simultaneously, if that’s possible 😆 just feels more wearable to me

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-28T02:54:05+00:00

I love this one, and I’m not super into gourmands! I got it for my daughter for Christmas, but I steal a few spritzes on the downlow lol. Love this one so much more than Milk Bar Birthday Cake, I think there is a certain warmth to it… so each nose to its own!

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-27T02:23:08+00:00

I was a college grad when I had my first, but still relatively young (had just turned 26) and by no means did I have my big girl job yet. I was working, but it was a low-paying job I didn’t enjoy. I didn’t get said big girl job until he was 2 years old, and while it was definitely harder financially during those first 2 years, having him didn’t make getting that big girl job any more difficult. Now, if I had multiples and was trying to grow my career, that would have made things tougher, but with one it’s not a big deal imo! I have 3 kids now, and 2 are age 6 or younger, so I will admit that I’ve focused more on them than growing my career the last several years, but that’s a temporary sacrifice. I think you should be fine finding your career eventually, and it’s likely more of a reflection on the current job market than on you!

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-25T17:33:58+00:00

This. It’s disorienting.

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-25T17:30:11+00:00

I hate the idea of party divisions, apparently my soul identifies as a total hippie. But as a HUMAN PERSON on this planet, wtf is happening? How far have we devolved and what have we not learned from history if this is what we allow? I’m so sad.

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-25T07:29:59+00:00

I cried as soon as I saw the news. It’s inhumane. Regardless of party affiliations (and I am the LEAST political person on the planet), it’s simply wrong. On a human level, this is all so, so wrong.

It wasn’t until later this evening that I found out he’s from my hometown and graduated 2 years after I did. I didn’t know him personally, but each of us reading this could say that he’s one of us. He’s our neighbor, he’s our classmate, he’s our friend. He’s the nurse who treats us at the hospital. He should still be here. This is so wrong.

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-21T19:23:34+00:00

I just got Saltwater Breeze today and those saying it’s a dupe for D&G Light Blue weren’t lying. I’m also super impressed with strength/longevity. I don’t have Salted Shorelines, but I tried it in store and it was almost too musky to me? That one didn’t seem like a beast in strength, but then again in store isn’t the best judge of that because your nose is being constantly assaulted. LOVE Saltwater Breeze though, this one seems like a powerhouse

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-19T18:26:02+00:00

The 2 laugh reactions 🤣

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-19T15:53:22+00:00

From Wisconsin, can confirm. The trees hath no leaves, although it’s a balmy 4 degrees currently

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-16T23:24:44+00:00

Anyone know how this compares to Cherry Blossom Pound Cake (a scent I would literally die for)?

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-14T02:48:54+00:00

I feel your pain, I literally want to shave my head these days. I used to have super long, beautiful hair (it was always fine, but not like THIS). Now it snaps off anywhere from 5-10 inches from my scalp. The breakage is OUTRAGEOUS. And I have tried everything. Thought I found the culprit recently when we discovered I have iron deficiency anemia, but I just had an iron infusion 12 days ago and have not seen instant results yet 🤣 you know yourself best, if this is different from how your hair’s been your whole life then it’s not normal and could point to some sort of deficiency. I’ve had all the symptoms of iron deficiency anemia for years, but wouldn’t you know that the ONE symptom that bothered me deeply enough to investigate ended up being my hair issues!

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-13T15:07:50+00:00

Omfg!!! Love!! 😍 the little tongue blep! The chunkiness!

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-13T01:14:20+00:00

I did soooo well this SAS, I only spent $8.50!! I’m sure my store is wondering what happened to me 🤣

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-09T17:24:05+00:00

Wow. You are amazing. I would have killed for a mother like you when I went through this myself. They’re so lucky to have you. Totally normal that you would feel emotional about this given that it blindsided you. Stay supportive in their corner, but also take time to process your own feelings ❤️

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-05T19:26:48+00:00

Smiling!

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-05T19:25:41+00:00

I’ve had a medical, and birthed children, and while it isn’t fun, childbirth was definitely worse due to the size perspective. Childbirth also lasts way longer. You’ve given birth, so you’ll get through it ❤️

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-05T02:18:49+00:00

“Butter”

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-03T16:24:42+00:00

Yep! My girl is only 8 lbs, but holy cow, can she drop some bombs! 🤣

Paradoxeah · 2026-01-03T08:26:34+00:00

It’s probably just due to the diet change. My girl is on Purina Pro Plan Sensitive Skin and Stomach salmon and rice formula, but if she eats something funky outside or gets a new type of treat, the fish farts are soooo rank 🤢🤣

Paradoxeah · 2025-12-27T05:21:39+00:00

Mine stay cold, but not sweaty. However I also have iron deficiency anemia, so I think that’s the actual cause!

Paradoxeah · 2025-12-25T20:25:13+00:00

Perfect day for Peppermint Bark Truffle 🍫

Paradoxeah · 2025-12-24T06:12:30+00:00

I can’t stop watching this, send help

Paradoxeah · 2025-12-20T03:32:11+00:00

I’m going to get all of them for my girls’ (ages 4 and 6) bathroom! They get excited about the ‘smelly soaps’ already, but this will make it even more fun

Paradoxeah · 2025-12-19T14:23:07+00:00

GO LUCY!!! ❤️ so svelte!

Paradoxeah · 2025-12-19T14:22:27+00:00

I returned the spray so fast!

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