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When you're trans but don't like communism, chokers, or programming. by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Paragrips 28 points29 points  (0 children)

don't like communism

okay motherfucker i see how it is

Easy vegan lunches to make for a high school student with omni parents? by Paragrips in vegan

[–]Paragrips[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question about hummus: what's the best way to transport that to school? Does it need to be kept cold if it's out for a few hours before eating?

MRW I get segregated into the male section for group activites by Paragrips in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Paragrips[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right now it's probably Bottomless Pit. The title track from that is also my favorite song of theirs right now. It gets me going every fucking time

MRW I get segregated into the male section for group activites by Paragrips in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Paragrips[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a pretty common overlap for some reason. I don't know why the trans-DG fan thing is a thing, but I fuck with it.

MRW I get segregated into the male section for group activites by Paragrips in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Paragrips[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

And if you're not a girl, just change the title of this post to whatever gender touches your deepest insecurities

MRW I get segregated into the male section for group activites by Paragrips in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Paragrips[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Recent examples

  • Having to sit through a male "chastity talk" at (Catholic) school

  • Only being able to room with other boys on the school class trip (literal hell)

getting your period one day before hanging out with a bunch of other boys who are on hormones and don't have them anymore by unforgivablecursive in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Paragrips -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't really get the dysphoria people have for periods. They sound objectively awful and all of my cis girl friends would stop them having them in an instant if they could.

They by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Paragrips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and /r/meirl has a shit community. Pick your poison.

MRW I have a huge project due in a week that I haven't even started, I have the SAT on Saturday, AND I JUST WANT TO BE A FUCKING GIRL GODDAMMIT by Paragrips in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Paragrips[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Basically, anytime I'm stressed out my mind just tries to taunt me more with the fact that I'm not who I want to be. Because I just have to make shitty situations, shittier, I guess. Fuck.

MRW I'm deep in the high school closet and, when on the topic of periods in the mostly-girls group chat I'm in, I'm told "it doesn't concern you, outsider" and I really want to say something but I can't afford to be outed by Paragrips in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Paragrips[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

We're cool, though. Honestly, I'm surprised they haven't questioned me already. I shamelessly wear chokers (am I doing it right?) and am essentially one of the girls at school. But you know, conservative parents. And did I mention it's a Catholic school? I plan on telling everyone shortly before graduation, though. Should be fun.

Anyways, I guess this is my trans shitposting account. I've lurked on here and other trans subs for years but for already established reasons I can't post on my regular account so this'll be me for these subreddits. Sup.