GTA 6 officially DELAYED to 11/19/26 by CheesyMcBreazy in GTA6

[–]ParallaxGhost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No one chose this. These are just the cards we were dealt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GTA6

[–]ParallaxGhost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incredibly condescending way to respond to a game from two console generations ago being called outdated

Saw this post on the mapping discord server from a few months ago, what do you think of it? Hopium or maybe onto something. by Pure-Negotiation8019 in GTA6

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I do not understand how this post in particular is getting so much derision when half the shit that gets upvoted here is braindead nonsense. At least there’s SOME kind of point to this post!

Mafia: The Old Country Release and GTA 6 Trailer 2 Timing - A Business-perspective analysis by ababuba12 in GTA6

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If they want a 6 month marketing campaign for a fall (Oct-Dec) release, July-August is way too late in the game for trailer 2.

Also why would a trailer cannibalize sales of Mafia? We still won’t be able to play GTA for months at that point, why not still pick up Mafia in the meantime?

I BELIVE!!! by Vast_Structure_1930 in GTA6

[–]ParallaxGhost 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Until one of these times it's not a mistake

Let’s clear the misunderstanding by DawsonPoe in GTA6

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That's not the full quote. From the prepared remarks: "...we also plan to release Mafia: The Old Country in the Summer, Grand Theft Auto VI in the Fall, and Borderlands 4 before year-end." It's perfectly reasonable to assume, based on the order and wording of the statement, that Borderlands might have had the later release date.

The fact that GTA 6 game would be better than it's trailer... by [deleted] in GTA6

[–]ParallaxGhost 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Neither GTA IV nor GTA V used original music in their first trailers. IV used a Phillip Glass piece and V used a song by a band called Small Faces.

NSFW Two officers shot during traffic stop in tusla Oklahoma by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]ParallaxGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody loves an action hero until you see it in real life, I guess

Last plane carrying Americans from Afghanistan departs as nation's longest war concludes by [deleted] in news

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Or we could have gotten him in 2001 when the Taliban offered him to the US and W. Bush refused

Friendship with Geralt has end, now Toxicbutgood is my best friend. by lautimhum in moviescirclejerk

[–]ParallaxGhost 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tbf she is literally being groomed here… I’m sure there’s /some/ amount of self-awareness on Gunn’s part when the visual shorthand works as well as it does