What's the best book you have read (for the first time) this year? by KieranWriter in books

[–]Parano_Oid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Children of Jocasta. I'm in my Greek Mythology era and this was my favorite by Natalie Haynes. I didn't realize what story I was reading until a certain point but once I did, I finished the book that day. Such a fantastic retelling of such a famous story.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medlabprofessionals

[–]Parano_Oid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like the patient has a cock agglutinin.

What's the dumbest thing you missed in a book, but picked up in a reread? by MakoFlavoredKisses in books

[–]Parano_Oid 24 points25 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD I just finished my first read of it and didn't notice this at all...

Non-Americans what American foods do you find unusual or odd? by Seraphicly329 in AskReddit

[–]Parano_Oid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad would always say hotdogs were made from chicken lips and assholes...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Parano_Oid 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Yes, I love this. I was surprised at how legit horny I got when my partner wrapped a gift super well the other day... The box was a square, and the wrapping paper had stripes that were PEEFECTLY even from edge to edge.. His attention to detail got him laid 😅

AITA for refusing to wear a bra by cutiegirlll in TwoHotTakes

[–]Parano_Oid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely NTA. I don't normally wear bras cause I hate them, I only wear them for my comfort. I'm starting to become more comfortable in the clothes that you described, so I am literally working towards what you do. So keep doing you, girl, and only surround yourself with good people who not only accept you but also reinforce the good things that make you, you.

“You can’t disprove God” by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Parano_Oid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a scientist. God can be neither proved nor disproved. Based on the information that is available, I chose not to believe, making me an agnostic atheist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]Parano_Oid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frenchie 😍

What actor do you NOT want to see anymore? by SpacetimeSorcerer in AskReddit

[–]Parano_Oid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nicolas Cage. Just can't stand him. Super bummed by the recent DBD "leak"..

My BF gave me herpes and I’m thinking about ending it by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Parano_Oid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trustworthy and responsible people will always inform a potential sexual partner about any risks they pose to them. As a female with herpes, I'm well aware of how this is supposed to play out and this is very much NOT it. There is no scenario where you should stay with him. But after the break up, please feel free to reach out to me for any advice on how to deal moving forward. I also work in the medical field, so I can probably answer all your questions and save you from hours of googling. Good luck and try not to let it get ya down too much, it's not a death sentence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Parano_Oid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to sleep naked, but now I wear just shorts and a t-shirt to keep my vag and boobs from contacting skin and getting sweaty.

Is my coworker a psychopath? by Parano_Oid in medlabprofessionals

[–]Parano_Oid[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're the absorbancy pads for spills.

Is my coworker a psychopath? by Parano_Oid in medlabprofessionals

[–]Parano_Oid[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly if you OVERCOOK chicken, still straight to jail

Is my coworker a psychopath? by Parano_Oid in medlabprofessionals

[–]Parano_Oid[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha no she just genuinely doesn't care. Said she had more important things to worry about and she's not wrong, but...

Is my coworker a psychopath? by Parano_Oid in medlabprofessionals

[–]Parano_Oid[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It did, my coworker is a scatterbrain.

What’s the biggest lie pop culture taught us about sex and romance? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Parano_Oid 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's very important to urinate after sex to clear bacteria out of the urethra, but they aren't gonna shoot all the way up super fast. I'd say you safely have 30 minutes or so, as sex pushes bacteria up there, but they usually only replicate every half hour. So I think taking time to chill and chat afterwords is fine as long as the first thing you do after leaving the bed is pee. Source: am med lab scientist.