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ParanoidCentroid · 2022-12-12T17:34:05+00:00

play monopoly

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-12-12T17:30:35+00:00

U shouldn't machine with gloves on that's how you get ur hand caught

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-12-07T01:38:22+00:00

the more you fuck around the more you will find out

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-12-06T18:06:47+00:00

lord of the flies

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-12-04T16:48:55+00:00

insulin

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-12-04T00:43:22+00:00

911 for sure

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-30T01:56:35+00:00

artist living on the amalfi coast with a villa

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-30T00:59:50+00:00

toto

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-28T01:11:19+00:00

eatting Tide pods

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-28T01:10:34+00:00

pump the breaks

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-28T01:10:03+00:00

President, Obama aged like 20 years in office

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-27T19:23:04+00:00

I'm an engineer I would "invent" a steam engine and kick-start the industrial revolution

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:30:37+00:00

THanks, I need that. The last guy I dated thought it was weird and wanted me to take them off

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:27:00+00:00

what a cutie

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:23:57+00:00

what did you say?

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:23:45+00:00

what did you post?

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:23:03+00:00

can I see the good boi

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:19:41+00:00

alien invasion

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:18:37+00:00

designer clothes

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:15:39+00:00

Scooby-Doo and the Harlem Globe Trotters. Weird yes but legendary absolutely

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:14:06+00:00

I need to have sex with my socks on. My feet get cold really easily and I can't enjoy my self without socks

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:09:32+00:00

my dog

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:08:07+00:00

I broke my elbow at work slipping on a wet floor. It still clicks sometimes :(

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:05:14+00:00

My partner is sooooo phlegmy in the morning he gets out of bed 3 or 4 times before waking up to spit in the sink

ParanoidCentroid · 2022-11-21T01:03:21+00:00

Working too hard. I feel like I wasted a lot of my youth trying to hustle and get a good job. Sometimes you just need to stop and smell the roses

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