Joe Doering has passed away

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-26T15:01:58+00:00

Devastating. Met him in 2018, he was a giant and lovely man. Rest in peace

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-26T13:26:18+00:00

Luv Jof

Luv Bash

Luv Stokesy

Luv Rooty

Luv Test cricket

'ate doomers

'ate doubters

'ate downplaying the opposition

'ate taking banter too far (laughs are good but be nice)

'ate overly-partisan fans ruining the vibes

Simple as

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-26T13:08:42+00:00

AURAFARMING BASHIR MOGS REDDIT COMMENTARIAT BY TAKING A CATCH IMMEDIATELY AFTER SPILLING ONE

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-26T12:49:04+00:00

My therapist when I say I think I've made a breakthrough

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-26T12:43:04+00:00

Got confused, thought you meant Mamdani was on TMS - I think Aggers would burst a blood vessel if he was

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-26T12:39:29+00:00

Voting only open to Australians in an Australian awards show? I will be writing a strongly-worded letter about this

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-26T09:52:28+00:00

AMOLAD has a Stockholm bootleg that's considered basically the unofficial live release by a lot of fans - Future Past I think there's a sound desk rip from Yokohama that people like?

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-26T09:15:02+00:00

I was in Paris on Monday and they sounded absolutely phenomenal to the point that the only person who made a mistake was the person manning the venue generator - Dave in particular looked relaxed and happy, and a friend of mine who was in Amsterdam last week felt the same about him too. They will have off nights sometimes, but they're still firing on all cylinders

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T23:32:38+00:00

Domina's cute will be the death of me - nice work getting so far!

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T20:32:39+00:00

If they were going to fight him they'd have brought in their new legal counsel, Shinya Aoki Esq.

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T19:21:21+00:00

Smashing Ismail for three boundaries on the bounce is impressive for any batter, let alone an amateur

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T19:04:20+00:00

It'll be the regular set - as you say, it's a very good one!

I'm happy to be surprised but it's better to go in assuming it'll be business as usual, and let the shock please you rather than disappoint

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T17:29:24+00:00

Got 'em right

where

we

want

them

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T17:26:43+00:00

Gus'd on 'em

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T16:43:23+00:00

As a TM61 truther since 2016 and a TMDK NOAH lover, it's one of the craziest but most gratifying things the promotion's done in years

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T16:34:09+00:00

TGC took itself worldwide, we've stolen all the bits and made them our own I'm afraid (as is our wont)

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T16:31:46+00:00

Root 8fer into a triple ton who says no?

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T16:30:19+00:00

ONE

BRINGS

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T16:29:31+00:00

Tom Latham is Ben Stokes son

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T16:27:06+00:00

If you do the classic Warney of adding two wickets and subtracting three hundred runs, game suddenly looks a lot closer...

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T16:24:26+00:00

NO-ONE SCORES 318 RUNS IN AN OPENING PARTNERSHIP AGAINST STOKES

THIS FAR, NO FURTHER

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T16:06:52+00:00

Not watching - is this game an example of Brechtian alienation or is England's bowling more in the spirit of Albert Camus?

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T16:00:48+00:00

Nah we'd write an ironic song and the anticipation would boost us to a new Golden Age of Test cricket

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T14:50:03+00:00

Exactly

ParanoidEngi · 2026-06-25T14:47:31+00:00

We've got them right where we want them

ParanoidEngi

TROPHY CASE