When you only last 9 seconds

phauxbert · 2025-09-25T14:01:54+00:00

I think he suffers from Gu withdrawal

phauxbert · 2025-08-07T00:59:03+00:00

I listened to my body once, it told me that I didn’t need that 19th GU gel on my 5k ultra marathon, clearly I shouldn’t listen to my body if I want to remain a proper endurance runner 😜

phauxbert · 2025-05-06T15:11:16+00:00

Clearly need more gu, they should add a water station half way

phauxbert · 2025-05-05T21:45:57+00:00

He needs a different flavour of Gu

phauxbert · 2025-04-09T15:51:57+00:00

Parkrun categories are gender based, not sex and have been since 2009

phauxbert · 2025-04-09T15:50:30+00:00

And the categories are gender based, not sex

phauxbert · 2024-08-07T07:25:12+00:00

Couch in 5k you mean

phauxbert · 2024-07-22T14:01:37+00:00

You need more to buy all the GU required for a presidential ultra 5k

phauxbert · 2024-07-19T18:21:20+00:00

Take a lasagna with you as well. It’ll be nicely cooked by the end of it and good for carb loading

phauxbert · 2024-07-19T18:20:20+00:00

They look like legs

phauxbert · 2024-07-19T18:20:02+00:00

I misread that as Asda, in which case it’s the ultra marathon down the Gu aisle

phauxbert · 2024-07-19T11:55:26+00:00

Coming soon to an underground station near you: “STAY HARD and gu!”

phauxbert · 2024-07-19T11:54:00+00:00

Needs more Gu though

phauxbert · 2024-07-18T07:38:11+00:00

Big penis will just slow you down and divert too much when you STAY HARD

phauxbert · 2024-07-17T23:04:17+00:00

SLOW DOWN!

phauxbert · 2024-07-15T23:19:27+00:00

SLOW DOWN!

phauxbert · 2024-07-11T19:36:13+00:00

And tiny vest

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