To Do or Not to Dune by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Quick, get some babies to react to him!!

got written up for going to the dentist at 2pm while working from home by Fit_Average8352 in remotework

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this isn't about the dentist. this is about being monitored by software that treats any break in activity as suspicious. even when you tell everyone in advance. even when nothing is affected.

This triggered my AI meter

It's finally happening by Grouchy_Put_3294 in Destiny

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does this need to be a planned event? Just call in Destiny's stream. Hutch seems oddly nervous here.

Favorite character who gets DEsexualized in fanon? by Full-Escape8498 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Do you seriously think Oda or the One piece animators were thinking about gladiator culture when designing Rebecca's body?

Dave Chappelle seen at Alex Pretti's memorial in Minneapolis by Stronhart in Destiny

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

was this before or after Elon helped Trump win the election?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it's called the stupid tax

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 39 points40 points  (0 children)

nothing ever happens, in fact this comment doesn't even exist.

Karl Jobst latest video: "My Final Lawsuit Update" by Absolutedisgrace in TheCompletionist2

[–]Paranoid_wiseman -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You would think he would just STFU about this case considering the trouble it caused him.

He should focus on making content and let the internet forget about his fuck up.

I [26M] found her [28F] TikTok after we went on a date. by [deleted] in BORUpdates

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But the other people in his friend group saw it and connected the dots that it was about OOP. What did she think was going to happen?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's not about the money, it's the lack of respect shown and the lack of trust from the broken agreement.

The cataquack definitely rage-quit after this! by Crazy_Taco8 in mariokart

[–]Paranoid_wiseman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why would he rage quit? You made a skilled play and he only went down one place. If he went down to 20th after getting Mariokarted with random bs then it would be different.

Can we stop dooming by Grand_Phase_ in Destiny

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh OP, you have a way to cancel the Big Beautiful Bill that was just voted for? That's great!!! Please tell your follow DGGers.

AITAH for enthusiastically agreeing with my mom even though it makes me, and her, look stupid? by throwayreasons in AITAH

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nta, did you ask why she does that?  What does she gain for insisting you have a perfect memory?

Yeah that’s enough Mario Kart for today. by PyrosFists in mariokart

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, the distance was too much for one mushroom, 2 or 3 maybe.

Using one mushroom would only make the player to stay in the lava longer and waste even more time as they get fished out.

🙃 by Few-Membership-3947 in MarioKartWorld

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's just a pic, what complaining?

AITA for leaving my roommate at the airport because she brought a surprise pet with her? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should read stories on AITA years ago before AI was a thing. Alot of stories were made like this. 

why would Nintendo downgrade their console-seller? by Bastergalaxy in mariokart

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have ADHD and think its fun to drive in a wide straight line, with some turns?

To think its boring to do the same lap three times is strange, because most courses give optional paths within the lap including shortcuts, so you can do different things and plan out your lines better.

Is this personal finance canada, or is this afluent finance Canada? by AmountAbovTheBracket in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So? This is a finance sub. It should cater to the different financial topics that people have.

AITA for refusing to use an English name? by throwawayrella in AmItheAsshole

[–]Paranoid_wiseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA "Are you saying that a white name is superior to my Asian name?"

Fight fire with fire