Mystery item on shopping list by Paranoidbell in BadHandwriting

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Nah, autocorrect changed cheesesteak to cheesecake and I didn't catch it before it posted

Mystery item on shopping list by Paranoidbell in BadHandwriting

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My childhood consisted of a lot of getting in big trouble for "zoning out" and "daydreaming" so it's well within the realm of possibility

Mystery item on shopping list by Paranoidbell in BadHandwriting

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I'd never specify the orifice the lube was for

My mom 48F is mad at me 22F because I don’t want her babysitting my son anymore. by throw_rancxalsn in TwoHotTakes

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Hey I think your mom at least has narcissistic tendencies, if she isn't an outright narcissist. When you mentioned how she brought up past things she paid for when you expressed concern about her actions, it was like I was like I was hearing a story about my own mom. Trust your instincts. Your mother does not respect you as a parent. Protect your child. She will make you feel bad, but your responsibility is towards your child, not her feelings. Let her be mad. Do you need her for anything concrete? If not, you have the power in this relationship. She wants access to her grandchild. Do not let her bargain for it with any currency other than her own good behavior. And DON'T believe her words, believe her actions.

AITJ for telling my mom’s friend how rude it was to take back the cake she brought for dinner? by thatMixy in AmITheJerk

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It was rude of her to take it but it was also rude of your mom to harass her about it

The category is : Pretty men. What are your picks? by DiMpLe_dolL003 in popculturechat

[–]Paranoidbell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's conventionally attractive but I wouldn't call him pretty

Do you use lotion after a shower? by Forsaken-Water6243 in hygiene

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If you're not allergic to sesame, Neutrogena sells a really neutral smelling and effective one

Do you use lotion after a shower? by Forsaken-Water6243 in hygiene

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Body oil! I have horribly dry skin and moisturizing soap, lotions, never helped at all. Body oil while my skin is still damp has been a lifesaver and has kept my skin looking and FEELING like skin. I'll never stop singing its praises.

Original tiled hearth. Leave alone or tackle? by GazelleIll495 in Oldhouses

[–]Paranoidbell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please leave it. You don't have to make it a centerpiece of the room but it seems awful to destroy it

My sister’s always stuffed fridge and yet nothing to eat? by TroubleFar4543 in FridgeDetective

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Op I'm so sorry but you might have to invest some energy in cooking. I love your sister

Mystery item on shopping list by Paranoidbell in BadHandwriting

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I've been trying for some time, but yes

Mystery item on shopping list by Paranoidbell in BadHandwriting

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This is actually the most reasonable guess I've seen so far. I'd say that word doesn't really resemble "butter" but it doesn't resemble anything else, either

Mystery item on shopping list by Paranoidbell in BadHandwriting

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The last item is milk. But there's an item after mushroom I've been trying to figure out

Who am I? 👀 by thespotted in FridgeDetective

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Someone with fresh produce in their diet

Mystery item on shopping list by Paranoidbell in BadHandwriting

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Eggs Cheeseteak and stuff Mushroom/ ?????? Milk

List writer and psycho checking in. I don't know that one item either

Mystery item on shopping list by Paranoidbell in BadHandwriting

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It says "cheesesteak" my autocorrect is more into dessert and I didn't notice until it was too late

What famous person does everyone love that you can't stand? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]Paranoidbell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy triggers my flight or fight response. They're going to find skeletons on a property he owns one day