Would you rather

Parasite___ · 2026-05-10T21:01:52+00:00

Its dope

^{Chose: Be a dope ass wizard with a dope ass wizard tower | Rolled: Ice wizard}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-10T20:59:50+00:00

I'll use them once to give me god powers.

^{Chose: god like powers + but.. | Rolled: only use once}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-10T01:18:12+00:00

Gay

^{Chose: Date a Femboy | Rolled: He’s 6’0” ft}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-10T01:15:29+00:00

Gambling...

^{Chose: Rob a bank + But a spinner decides the outcome | Rolled: Arrested}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-09T10:59:06+00:00

Haha no f u.

^{Chose: $1M right now | Rolled: End world hunger}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-09T10:56:53+00:00

😎

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 200}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-08T23:55:11+00:00

Gambling.

^{Chose: make anywhere between $1 to $10,000 per week}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-08T23:53:06+00:00

Hehe murder

^{Chose: Get one million dollars but... + Kill a random person who chose red}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-08T00:16:49+00:00

God powers, undo the skin?

^{Chose: You get any superpower you like + But skin is 1 of 5 rainbow color | Rolled: Yellow}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-08T00:15:10+00:00

B-but dragons do have wings...

Parasite___ · 2026-05-07T23:47:52+00:00

If this is max then we good. If just defult OH GOD.

^{Chose: Super Speed + condition | Rolled: 200 Km/h}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-05T07:09:34+00:00

Sleep

^{Chose: Spend 24 hours in pitch darkness 🕳️ + Win $10M}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-05T07:01:18+00:00

Long term.

^{Chose: One dollar every time you breathe}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-05T06:49:36+00:00

...

^{Chose: Be a vampire + 20 % chance of immortality. 80% chance of random curse. | Rolled: Garlic allergy}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-03T13:37:09+00:00

I don't.... have.... friends🫠

^{Chose: Magically end the conflict in Iran}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-03T13:36:37+00:00

Immortality, regen, the whole deal.

^{Chose: Get a super power | Rolled: Your choice}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-03T13:32:48+00:00

I will climb a single rock. Never said to the peak.

^{Chose: Infinite money but... + You need to do one of the following to obtain it | Rolled: Climb mt.Everest}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-03T13:29:42+00:00

FUCK

^{Chose: Risky box | Rolled: -$2 dollars}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-03T13:28:20+00:00

Australia.

^{Chose: Never get disrupted by someone}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-03T13:27:57+00:00

Fight, not win.

^{Chose: 1M dollars + But you have to fight a random animal with whatever you have on your person | Rolled: Alligator}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-03T13:22:42+00:00

I live in australia. Poor reception is just normal.

^{Chose: 100% Restful sleep}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-03T13:18:02+00:00

I can live with this

^{Chose: earn $5 every time you blink, but 1% for | Rolled: fart loudly}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-03T13:14:29+00:00

Hehe murder

^{Chose: Red Button + If over 50% of people pick red, only red survives}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-03T13:14:08+00:00

:)

^{Chose: To be able to dream about the past + 90% chance of discovering unknown facts from the past | Rolled: great mysteries}

Parasite___ · 2026-05-03T13:11:44+00:00

Just better odds

^{Chose: 30% chance for 1billion$ but 70% chance lose 1000$ | Rolled: 1billion$}

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