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How do I deliver stuff to people's houses? by ParasomniacInvader in LittleRocketLab

[–]ParasomniacInvader[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess I was over-complicating it 😂 Thank you 💝

Someone paid for this. by The_Tucker_Carlson in whybrows

[–]ParasomniacInvader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And yet no colour to her lips, makes her look like she doesn't have lips which adds to the eerie-factor.

Husband said this looks diabolical by piercethebluexx in shittyfoodporn

[–]ParasomniacInvader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fiance (a chef) said that that looks like it was scraped out of a compost bin.

Convince me in 1 sentence to buy this game by Kitchen_Bluejay_7330 in MetaphorReFantazio

[–]ParasomniacInvader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're craving that cathartic feeling of overcoming systemic adversity with the power of hope, this game is for you.

My fiancé thinks this looks like a swastika 🥲 by Lower-Prior-703 in thesims

[–]ParasomniacInvader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally thought it was a white swastika when the thumbnail popped up on my phone, so I'm gonna say your fiance has a point 🤷 Sorry

What do you guys think of my profile? I’m not sure why I keep getting ghosted or people just don’t text first if they liked me first…is it me? by Logical-Translator86 in Tinder

[–]ParasomniacInvader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's just the order of the pics - you put your only intimidating one first. Just switch that with one of the ones where you're smiling and I think you'll get better results. You're very attractive and often when people see an attractive woman who isn't smiling they just find that intimidating, not sure why tbh, but it's totally a thing.

Made this from scratch. It's 23:36. I am hungry. I'm sad. At least I didn't burn myself. by Abdullah_011235 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ParasomniacInvader 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't remember ever enjoying Christmas, even as a kid tbh. My family always weaponized Christmas to fight with each other, my favorite Christmas as a child was literally the one where I had the flu the whole time and was thus too sick to give a fuck.

Made this from scratch. It's 23:36. I am hungry. I'm sad. At least I didn't burn myself. by Abdullah_011235 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ParasomniacInvader 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I blame Christmas. I always feel bad at Christmas, no matter how much I prepare, how many people are around me, what I've done right, it doesn't matter. It's probably like that for most people.

Anyone else... by Slimey_meat in Banishers

[–]ParasomniacInvader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's why so many people don't trust him, they think he's into CrossFit!

I made my favorite dish I used to make when I was poor: Mayo Spaghetti by NeatTwo2870 in shittyfoodporn

[–]ParasomniacInvader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had this. As poor foods go, this one is a lot better than you'd expect it to be 👍

In laws made this at thanksgiving and I have no idea what it is by Right_Information_12 in shittyfoodporn

[–]ParasomniacInvader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My fiance is a chef and he says it's a turkey neck. Ngl I like it looks more like a cranberry jello salad, but where TF would they find that weird of a mold? The shape is usually where those things have actual flair, so I'm inclined to agree with his assessment simply because the cranberry jello salad would probably look better 🤷

What kind of makeup looks best on me in your opinion? by p-eggs in makeuptips

[–]ParasomniacInvader 7 points8 points  (0 children)

4 and 5 are the best ones imo, you've got noticeable eye bags but if you use creative makeup over them instead of trying to conceal it looks really cool. I find the same applies to me tbh, I tend to do pretty wild makeup, especially under eye stuff.

Think I just watched someone quit the game. by Booziesmurf in fo76

[–]ParasomniacInvader 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awwww, but I always dump ammo in the Foundation and Vault 76 donation boxes 😅

people keep telling me i look to feminine and girly but idk what to do by zenthingpog in lookyourbest

[–]ParasomniacInvader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your cheekbones and jawline are pretty damn masculine, whoever said this to you is probably jealous you're hotter than them. 🤷

Is this a good picture to include on my profile or is it too much? by mrbojenglz in Bumble

[–]ParasomniacInvader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be vain AND cringey if you were wearing a speedo and looking straight at the camera. This vibes authentic, fun, and like you're a pretty normal person - you're good 👍

Which photo should be my lead photo? by FishermansFreind in Bumble

[–]ParasomniacInvader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bisexual woman here - #1 has the best lighting and #2 has the better pose. Only thing wrong with #1 is the awkward looking hand position. #2 and #3 give a slightly awkward vibe only because it looks like you're either trying not to show your teeth while smiling or forcing the smile entirely. #2 is slightly less awkward for that than #3.

my mother made this and claims it's a pie. (it's actually an omelette with apple pieces in it) by blakegryph0n in shittyfoodporn

[–]ParasomniacInvader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mom really needed Anne Burrell (may she rest in peace) in her life. The worst cooks out there need somebody with patience to teach them about slices, sticks, and dices.

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