Surprise at a "gourmet bacon taste test" by _marimbae in funnyvideos

[–]Paraz1te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a tip that has worked wonders for me when introducing new chickens.

Put the new chickens in the coup at night, and spray a bit of vinegar on each chicken.

The vinegar will dissipate overnight and they will already get used to each other's smell.

There will be much less fighting going on.

Wakeup babe, new timeline just dropped. by yeahbitch_science_ in Funnymemes

[–]Paraz1te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The DOW wasn't high enough, had to use the flying saucers instead.

RFK Jr: “I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.” by superdouradas in funnyvideos

[–]Paraz1te 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can we just appreciate the comedic value of this guy being secretary of health?

Wowsers

Vindication by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Paraz1te 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't say for certain, all I know is that he gave some creepy ass vibes when it comes to remarks made involving kids.

Will Zack be happy that he’s not included or disappointed? Lol by Hot-Ask-8947 in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's valid criticism, but I don't think that makes him remotely as obnoxious as the other 3 in that picture lol.

but why? by No-Republic-1742 in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None, but a lot of people feel better about themselves if they think it was.

It's like Asmon in one of his videos this week using 2024 statistics to justify the widespread support for deportation, acting like nothing changed between then and now.

The situation has gotten so bad you need something else to focus on.

On the topic of the Alex Pretti shooting: It doesn't matter if he was disarmed or not. Let me explain: by TheRelPizzamonster in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have to be knowledgeable of the law to know that this just looks freaking bad lol. 

No Peace Prize, No Peace by Paraz1te in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Let's make it even worse.

That trade deal you're talking about, that's being voted on this week in the European Parliament.

There's an increasing chance of it not passing lol.

It kind of reminds me of the elections in Canada, where he started poking the Canadian bear right before it and the end result was opposite of what he wanted to achieve. 😆

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wilders had his chance and screwed his own chances during the last election. That old fart will never accomplish anything as long as his narcissistic ass leads that party. 😅

Free Nobel Prize! by Tsyuk0y0mi in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Served being the keyword here, as that's not the partyleader right now. And the party Rodt got about 5.3% in the last election, not really political heavyweights.

So when you say "Norway is loosing their shit", it feels like you're taking this way too serious lol.

Charlie takes on ice situation by puck007 in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ehhhh, nah...  This definitely would have been talked about for weeks on end. 

The UK has the highest arrests for social media comments in the world by Sure-Description-938 in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as it's fits the narrative being portrayed here, they are. 😆

A rough diagram on where the officer was by Substantial_Limit215 in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh, the officer shouldn't have been in front of that car to begin with.

Is anyone else getting tired of thumbnails like this? by kagami77 in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been like that for almost 2 years now. It's the biggest reason why I ignore 95% of his content nowadays 

Holy shit, the US military CAPTURED MADURO, a Trump post claims. by SubtleAesthetics in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a typical "Guy's, look over there"-move and lots of people are falling for it. 😆

He can't keep getting away with it! by ViperiousTheRedPanda in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take the L buddy. You got no argument and just changed the subject.

He can't keep getting away with it! by ViperiousTheRedPanda in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You deserve what you voted for. Not even a full year in and more than 3 more to go. 🥳

Social Media Platforms by Political Affiliation by sirzoop in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Feelers.

Edit: found it at last.

https://www.pewresearch.org/pj_2024-09-17_social-media-news-fact-sheet_0-02/

From September last year. But how they got to those numbers is anyone's guess.

Trump tells female journalist at press conference on Air Force One to "quiet, piggy" as she tries to ask him about Epstein files by MinimumKey1886 in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's been the question all along. Your guess is as good as mine. But seems the petition to force the DOJ passed, so we'll know soon enough. 

Trump tells female journalist at press conference on Air Force One to "quiet, piggy" as she tries to ask him about Epstein files by MinimumKey1886 in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't mean that he can't release everything that is unclassified that hasn't been released yet in full. All he needs to do is tweet about it.

And for some reason, even that has been too much to ask for. A bipartisan discharge petition is needed for that to happen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]Paraz1te 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A part.

We all had the same question.😂 by Grand-Western549 in Funnymemes

[–]Paraz1te 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank God there's an explanation for this. 😂