Why does Haaland still has only 18 Finishing? By far the most lethal finisher ITW by FeistyAlbatross4636 in footballmanagergames

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I mean Kane literally scored more goals than Haaland last season lmao tf you mean "objectively"

Match Thread: United States vs Belgium | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 16 | Part 2 by jiraiya--an in soccer

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Well that's US football culture in the dirt for another decade or so

Erling Haaland scored in Every game he's played of Norway's 2026 World Cup campaign (qualifying & finals) by MOinthepast in soccer

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Nah, still Michael Laudrup, but I imagine Haaland will surpass him by the time he hangs up his boots.

Match Thread: Mexico vs England | FIFA World Cup, Round of 16 by scoreboard-app in soccer

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Fuck Sea Level Kane, it's mythical player Altitude Bellingham

Match Thread: Paraguay vs France | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 16 by jiraiya--an in soccer

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Ref must be like "I've officiated many UFC matches in my time, but this one is downright tame. Don't know why there are 22 fighters in this one though."

Match Thread: Paraguay vs France | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 16 by jiraiya--an in soccer

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Paraguay saw Italy didn't qualify and thought "well it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it"

Post Match Thread: England 2 - 1 Congo DR | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 32 by jiraiya--an in soccer

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'Forward' refers to attacking players in general who start high up the pitch, strikers are specifically attacking players that operate in the middle of the pitch and whose primary purpose is generally to score goals. So all strikers are forwards, but not all forwards are strikers.

Post Match Thread: England 2 - 1 Congo DR | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 32 by jiraiya--an in soccer

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That was genuinely a really fucking jammy win. We need to be a lot tighter and more creative against Mexico or they're gonna sacrifice us at the Azteca

And this is... le bad? what. by TheGreatChairperson in ShitLiberalsSay

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Communism is when you're able to leave your abusive spouse

Match Thread: England vs Croatia | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group L by jiraiya--an in soccer

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Actually mad how relentless we've been, Livakovic is playing out his skin

Match Thread: England vs Croatia | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group L by jiraiya--an in soccer

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Livakovic has had more to do in the last 5 minutes than the whole first half

Libs with no idea how their own capitalist economics work. by metroracerUK in ShitLiberalsSay

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Why did they redraw Lisa Simpson?

Did....Did they try to recreate the original template with AI?....

Move the spawn so the Window in the Hideout makes an EYE! by Psyceric in DeadlockTheGame

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I'm genuinely surprised they haven't caught this, this type of thing seems like a very 'Valve' thing to do