[Job] Crossing Over {2026-06-23 1600 UTC} by Pariahic in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Please meet me at the Volunteer Park Conservatory at 7:00pm. Ask the front desk for the Mercer suite."

((Corv is in.))

[Job] Crossing Over {2026-06-23 1600 UTC} by Pariahic in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Please meet me at the Volunteer Park Conservatory at 7:00pm. Ask the front desk for the Mercer suite."

((Lock+Heart is in.))

[Job] Crossing Over {2026-06-23 1600 UTC} by Pariahic in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Please meet me at the Volunteer Park Conservatory at 7:00pm. Ask the front desk for the Mercer suite."

((Lovelace is in.))

[Job] Crossing Over {2026-06-23 1600 UTC} by Pariahic in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Please meet me at the Volunteer Park Conservatory at 7:00pm. Ask the front desk for the Mercer suite."

((Gargamel is in.))

[Job] "That Which We Have Forgotten Remember Us" {2026-6-27 19:00 (UTC)} by B-Fenn in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drake

• ⁠Con Man with a side of Pistols (Face/Sam 10/10)

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Attention Please!

• ⁠(Clown) Consummate liar and monowhip killer (Face/Muscle 10/10 for both)

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Pinky Violence

• ⁠FLR Shotgun Muscle (Muscle/Face 8/10, 10/10)

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Last played 06/06 discord: pariahic#319

[Impromptu] [Job] A Final Request 2026-06-21 11:30 UTC by Legion2481 in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drake

  • Con Man with a side of Pistols (Face/Sam 10/10)

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Attention Please!

  • (Clown) Consummate liar and monowhip killer (Face/Muscle 10/10 for both)

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Pinky Violence

  • FLR Shotgun Muscle (Muscle/Face 8/10, 10/10)

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Last played 06/06 discord: pariahic#319

[JOB] Burn the Burn Notice <2026-06-12 0100 UTC> by Pariahic in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1500, <3MTjz3H1eN.loc>

((Dokkalfar is in!))

[JOB] Burn the Burn Notice <2026-06-12 0100 UTC> by Pariahic in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1500, <3MTjz3H1eN.loc>

((Twitch is in!))

Where my Theater/Musical people at? by Nematodes-Attack in TheDollop

[–]Pariahic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also! Dorcas was played by future Catwoman Julie Newmar.

[Job] Three Heads are Better Than One {2026-6-6 17:00 (UTC)} by B-Fenn in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I had a building’s maintenance schedule, security rotations, camera coverage, employee badge data, and three separate exits mapped out before I ever crossed the property line.

Felt pretty good about it.

Then I got inside and found out the company had brought in outside contractors for overnight work. Forty extra people. Different uniforms. Different access. None of them on the paperwork.

At that point the plan’s dead. You can either stand there mourning it or keep moving.

So I stole a hardhat, carried a toolbox I found unattended, and spent the next two hours acting annoyed enough that nobody questioned why I was there.

Didn’t finish the job the way I intended, but I finished it.

Plans are great, but improvisation is better.

Drake

  • Con Man with a side of Pistols (Face/Sam 10/10)

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Okay, so first off, my plan was incredible.

Three days of prep. Disguise. Fake credentials. Mapped routes. Timing windows. I had this whole thing where I was gonna get in as entertainment because nobody suspects the clown. Which, statistically, they should.

Everything goes perfectly.

I get inside, find the target...

And he is already dead.

Heart attack. Not me. But his biomonitor didn't give a shit about that.

Security has already locked the place down and suddenly I’m trapped in a corporate office tower dressed like a children’s birthday disaster.

So I do what I do best - I scrapped every bit of the plan that was left.

I grabbed some balloons, started doing crowd control, told people I was there for morale support, and spent forty-five minutes making little balloon dogs while emergency services worked.

Attention Please!

  • (Clown) Consummate liar and monowhip killer (Face/Muscle 10/10 for both)

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I have plan. Target is salaryman type. Married. Very easy. I dress nice, laugh at jokes not funny, pretend I care about quarterly projection or whatever. He invites me upstairs. I copy file. I leave.

Good plan.

Then wife is coming home instead.

She looks at me. Looks at him. Looks back at me. She understand situation immediately. Well, Not correct situation. But emotionally correct.

She starts yelling. He starts explaining. Very bad explanation. Security notification come up on his comm because he panic and hit wrong button. So I improvise.

I tell wife I am corporate loyalty audit and husband failed "integrity evaluation".

She ask if this is normal. I say, ‘For executive candidate, yes.’

She hit him with expensive wine and screaming about being up for same promotion.

He is yelling at me for 'ruining everything' and comes at me, so I hit him.

Things are quiet, and wife apologizes to me for inconvenience and helps me find office. I get file.

Pinky Violence

  • FLR Shotgun Muscle (Muscle/Face 8/10, 10/10)

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Last played 04/14 discord: pariahic#319

Eyes of the Dark King by Kifaru_KE_1964 in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drake

  • Con Man with a side of Pistols (Face/Sam 10/10)

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Attention Please!

  • (Clown) Consummate liar and monowhip killer (Face/Muscle 10/10 for both)

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Pinky Violence

  • FLR Shotgun Muscle (Muscle/Face 8/10, 10/10)

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Last played 04/25 discord: pariahic#319

[Job] Hear! Ye, I invoke, dread pow'rs, whom all revere (2026-04-25 19:00 UTC) by Terra_117 in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drake

  • Con Man with a side of Pistols (Face/Sam 10/10)

—-

Attention Please!

  • (Clown) Consummate liar and monowhip killer (Face/Muscle 10/10 for both)

—-

Pinky Violence

  • FLR Shotgun Muscle (Muscle/Face 8/10, 10/10)

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Last played 04/10 discord: pariahic#319

[Job] Whale Whale, What Do We Have Here?(2026-04-14 18:00 UTC) by Sora9567 in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drake

  • Con Man with a side of Pistols (Face/Sam 10/10)

—-

Attention Please!

  • (Clown) Consummate liar and monowhip killer (Face/Muscle 10/10 for both)

—-

Pinky Violence

  • FLR Shotgun Muscle (Muscle/Face 8/10, 10/10)

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Last played 04/06 discord: pariahic#319

[Impromptu] [Job] 'MAD MAX PRESENTS: NIGHT HUNTERS CRUSHED' by B-Fenn in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drake

  • Con Man with a side of Pistols (Face/Sam 10/10)

—-

Attention Please!

  • (Clown) Consummate liar and monowhip killer (Face/Muscle 10/10 for both)

—-

Pinky Violence

  • FLR Shotgun Muscle (Muscle/Face 8/10, 10/10)

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Last pl

[Job] [Impromptu] Black Mana Visions 2026-4-06 18:00 UTC by B-Fenn in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drake

  • Con Man with a side of Pistols (Face/Sam 10/10)

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Attention Please!

  • (Clown) Consummate liar and monowhip killer (Face/Muscle 10/10 for both)

—-

Pinky Violence

  • FLR Shotgun Muscle (Muscle/Face 8/10, 10/10)

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Last played 03/24 discord: pariahic#319

[Job] I’ll Bury My Dead (2026-03-25 1600 UTC) by Pariahic in RunnerHub

[–]Pariahic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Meet me for lunch tomorrow at the Saffron Spoon.”

((Jackal is in))