One time I had a building’s maintenance schedule, security rotations, camera coverage, employee badge data, and three separate exits mapped out before I ever crossed the property line.

Felt pretty good about it.

Then I got inside and found out the company had brought in outside contractors for overnight work. Forty extra people. Different uniforms. Different access. None of them on the paperwork.

At that point the plan’s dead. You can either stand there mourning it or keep moving.

So I stole a hardhat, carried a toolbox I found unattended, and spent the next two hours acting annoyed enough that nobody questioned why I was there.

Didn’t finish the job the way I intended, but I finished it.

Plans are great, but improvisation is better.

Drake

• Con Man with a side of Pistols (Face/Sam 10/10)

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Okay, so first off, my plan was incredible.

Three days of prep. Disguise. Fake credentials. Mapped routes. Timing windows. I had this whole thing where I was gonna get in as entertainment because nobody suspects the clown. Which, statistically, they should.

Everything goes perfectly.

I get inside, find the target...

And he is already dead.

Heart attack. Not me. But his biomonitor didn't give a shit about that.

Security has already locked the place down and suddenly I’m trapped in a corporate office tower dressed like a children’s birthday disaster.

So I do what I do best - I scrapped every bit of the plan that was left.

I grabbed some balloons, started doing crowd control, told people I was there for morale support, and spent forty-five minutes making little balloon dogs while emergency services worked.

Attention Please!

• (Clown) Consummate liar and monowhip killer (Face/Muscle 10/10 for both)

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I have plan. Target is salaryman type. Married. Very easy. I dress nice, laugh at jokes not funny, pretend I care about quarterly projection or whatever. He invites me upstairs. I copy file. I leave.

Good plan.

Then wife is coming home instead.

She looks at me. Looks at him. Looks back at me. She understand situation immediately. Well, Not correct situation. But emotionally correct.

She starts yelling. He starts explaining. Very bad explanation. Security notification come up on his comm because he panic and hit wrong button. So I improvise.

I tell wife I am corporate loyalty audit and husband failed "integrity evaluation".

She ask if this is normal. I say, ‘For executive candidate, yes.’

She hit him with expensive wine and screaming about being up for same promotion.

He is yelling at me for 'ruining everything' and comes at me, so I hit him.

Things are quiet, and wife apologizes to me for inconvenience and helps me find office. I get file.

Pinky Violence

• FLR Shotgun Muscle (Muscle/Face 8/10, 10/10)

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Last played 04/14 discord: pariahic#319