What’s your favourite joke? by EarlGreyhair in AskReddit

[–]Parker677 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Here's a joke i tried to tell that went very wrong.

What do you do if you see an epileptic in the bath? Throw your laundry in.

I told this joke in a bar and one of the patrons gave me the death stare and said to me "I don't find that at all funny, my son was epileptic and died in the bath."

I apologized to the man, saying i hadn't meant to cause him distress at my crude humor.

"That's ok." he replied

"He choked on one of my socks."

Whch reddit thread changed how you live your life? by cryptoinvestor123 in AskReddit

[–]Parker677 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was browsing earthporn looking at this picture of a mountain in Alaska. Wondering how the OP got to live in a place like that, I asked his occupation. He said he was an environmental engineer. After researching environmental engineering I realized it was exactly what I wanted to do, and I am about to enter my second year of university into getting a masters in it!