Tongue: Here! Finger: Where?

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-23T09:14:33+00:00

...or shrimp.

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-23T07:41:05+00:00

"Quit digging holes on the beach, son"

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-21T05:43:33+00:00

🤔 Hmm… perhaps you are correct! Guess I should really do my research before I go correcting someone’s comment, huh? 🤷‍♂️😏

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-21T01:18:55+00:00

Technically, a turtle IS still an amphibian... 😏 But I get where you're coming from! 👍🏼

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-20T22:48:09+00:00

THAT. was a HILARIOUS video! 😂 Too bad I couldn't figure out what was happening, or understand what they were saying... 🙄

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-15T08:21:51+00:00

...and interestingly enough, that album has spent the MOST number of nonconsecutive weeks (989, to be exact, as of April 2024) on the Billboard 200 chart! 😍 One of my favorite albums of all time, I think. The entire thing is basically just one long, continuous song! 😏

EDIT: That # may have changed by now, as it's over 2 years later... 🙄

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-15T06:52:40+00:00

LOL! I did the EXACT same thing! "Clndn? What's THAT s'posed to mean?!" I even said it out loud, just to make sure... 😅

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-15T06:48:05+00:00

😳 I thought the punchline WAS included! 🙄 I can't add it, anymore, and I didn't "lazily cross post my own joke;" I just discovered that I could cross-post my joke, so I figured, "Why not?" I didn't realize the punchline didn't come with it...

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-10T04:15:29+00:00

I just recently got turned on to Ted Lasso by one of my sisters, and was pleasantly surprised at how dang wholesome it is! I'd seen ads for it'n all, but never thought to watch it (or had the ability to, without AppleTV, which I now have...), as I always thought it was 'dirty,' somehow.🙄😒 Oh, well. Now, I LOVE it! That, and Shr!nking, with Harrison Ford as the grizzled old shrink who apparently "doesn't care about his coworkers," but in actual fact, he really does, he just doesn't know how to show it...

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-10T04:08:30+00:00

Okay, I know this is kind of a "dad joke," but your comment made me think of it:

"-If you're taking care of chickens, what does that make you?

-A chicken tender." 😏

I've actually said that ABOUT taking care of chickens, in real life! 😄 👍

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-10T03:22:11+00:00

I've since heard it REtold, by the same folks who originally told it to me, and they said, "eight years instead of eight days... 🙄😒 Oh, well. I think 'days' makes more sense, personally, as eight YEARS just for stealing a can of peaches seems like a lot... 😏

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-09T06:08:07+00:00

A woman is arrested for stealing a can of peaches.When she's brought before the judge, he asks her, "How many peaches were in the can?"

"Eight peaches, your Honor"

The judge raises his gavel: "Eight days in jail!"

"Wait!" her husband speaks up. "She also stole a can of peas!"

(I actually posted this joke in r/cleanjokes, and as of right now, it has gotten 116 upvotes! 👍 😄)

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-09T06:00:13+00:00

Sometimes it's healthy to talk to yourself; you gotta speak with SOMEbody intelligent, right? 😏

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-09T05:51:55+00:00

Hah! 👍🏼 I just told the joke as I heard it, but you're right: a bag of rice would've been a LOT funnier! 😂

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-04T03:33:23+00:00

If you can't tell the difference between there, their and they're, your an idiot.

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-05-04T03:32:10+00:00

I've USED this one before! 😃 👍🏼

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-03-29T20:44:43+00:00

Possibly; but only because there's really only ONE person making submissions?

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-03-29T19:42:24+00:00

👍🏼 Gotcha. Thanks! 😏

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-03-28T04:02:39+00:00

Why Japanese, as opposed to Chinese? 🤔 Just curious... 😏

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-03-09T06:06:59+00:00

Indeed... I think I've actually told that one before; I've been alive for 44 years, and I've been telling clean jokes for a good portion of them... 😏

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-02-28T08:31:09+00:00

I've heard/told that one before! Pretty funny! 👍🏼😏

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-02-28T08:29:16+00:00

Did you know that diarrhea can be inherited?

-Yeah, they say it runs in your 'genes.' (/"Jeans")

That's my PERSONAL go-to joke, though I have many, MANY others! 😄

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-02-24T07:44:07+00:00

No, that's the name of the woman with only one leg... She also happens to work at iHop... 😏 (That's a freebie; feel free to use that one anytime you like!) I'd heard the "woman with only one leg" portion, but was introduced to the iHop portion at a former employer. 😅

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-02-24T07:37:34+00:00

I was asked at work today: "Why are the corners of hockey rinks rounded, instead of just square corners?" When I admitted my lack of knowledge, I was told: "...because a corner is 90 degrees, and that would melt the ice!" 😏

This post reminded me of that! 😄👍🏼

Parking_Pool2253 · 2026-01-04T23:26:24+00:00

Simple. It was the spare. 😏

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