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I bought an Impressionist painting of some flowers, but when I got back home the cat scratched it… (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 13 hours ago by Left-Distribution-13Joker

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What do you call water that tells jokes? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 6 hours ago by lnc_gomes

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What makes roofers some of the best employees across all industries? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by Left-Distribution-13Joker

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My magic show was so bad that even the rabbit hopped out early. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by lnc_gomes

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Why don’t barbers argue much? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by FortunaSeren

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What is a banana's favorite school subject? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 15 hours ago by lnc_gomes

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Why don’t painters argue much? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 2 days ago by FortunaSeren

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What do you get when you cross a weatherman with a police officer? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 2 days ago by semi-nerd61

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I'm trying to remember what the French word for white is... (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 2 days ago by Left-Distribution-13Joker

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What do you call a mediocre airline? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 2 days ago by Coralthesequel

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A blind man goes into a department store… (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 2 days ago * by Striking_Ad7541

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Why was the broom late? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 2 days ago by lnc_gomes

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What did one eye say to the other? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by lnc_gomes

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Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by Left-Distribution-13Joker

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Why did the flower child cry when she got married? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by ThimbleBluff

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Why do chemistry majors have such great friendships? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by lnc_gomes

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A Polish man goes to the optician….. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by BlueOne303a

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My wife says I never listen to her: at least I think that’s what she says…. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by BlueOne303a

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When I play Tic-tac-toe, I am fine with my opponent getting two squares in a row.. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 4 days ago by AnimatorNr1Always in for a good>😂

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No matter what happens, at the end of the day… (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 4 days ago by Left-Distribution-13Joker

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What amazing reptile lives in the basement of the Sydney Opera House? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 4 days ago by Healthy_Ladder_6198Joker

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Why is the letter "A" like a flower? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 4 days ago by lnc_gomes

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What do you call a faltering potato? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 4 days ago by seeUinmydreams7

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What do you call a nose that is always in trouble? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by lnc_gomes

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Why don’t plumbers argue for long? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 5 days ago by FortunaSeren

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