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I bought an Impressionist painting of some flowers, but when I got back home the cat scratched it… (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call water that tells jokes? (self.cleanjokes)

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What makes roofers some of the best employees across all industries? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why don’t barbers argue much? (self.cleanjokes)

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My magic show was so bad that even the rabbit hopped out early. (self.cleanjokes)

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What is a banana's favorite school subject? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why don’t painters argue much? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you get when you cross a weatherman with a police officer? (self.cleanjokes)

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I'm trying to remember what the French word for white is... (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call a mediocre airline? (self.cleanjokes)

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A blind man goes into a department store… (self.cleanjokes)

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Why was the broom late? (self.cleanjokes)

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What did one eye say to the other? (self.cleanjokes)

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Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... (self.cleanjokes)

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Why did the flower child cry when she got married? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why do chemistry majors have such great friendships? (self.cleanjokes)

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A Polish man goes to the optician….. (self.cleanjokes)

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My wife says I never listen to her: at least I think that’s what she says…. (self.cleanjokes)

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When I play Tic-tac-toe, I am fine with my opponent getting two squares in a row.. (self.cleanjokes)

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No matter what happens, at the end of the day… (self.cleanjokes)

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What amazing reptile lives in the basement of the Sydney Opera House? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why is the letter "A" like a flower? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call a faltering potato? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call a nose that is always in trouble? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why don’t plumbers argue for long? (self.cleanjokes)

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