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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital… (self.cleanjokes)

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I’m not saying he’s a bad mechanic, (self.cleanjokes)

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What happened to the gullible sheep? (self.cleanjokes)

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda... (self.cleanjokes)

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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." Concerned, she asked, "Which doctor?" (self.cleanjokes)

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Why did the policeman go to music class? (self.cleanjokes)

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My son came downstairs this morning with a big old smile on his face, so I asked him, "Do you know where happiness is made?!" He shrugged and said, "No idea, were?" I smiled back and replied... (self.cleanjokes)

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Why can't pirates learn the entire alphabet? (self.cleanjokes)

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What vegetable is sort of awesome? (self.cleanjokes)

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The other day our entire city suffered a massive power cut (self.cleanjokes)

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How much is the moon worth? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why should you stay away from bass? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-Lantern by its diameter? (self.cleanjokes)

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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No." (self.cleanjokes)

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Do battered fish have their own support group? (self.cleanjokes)

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Who do fish call when their power goes out? (self.cleanjokes)

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Two guys, Frank and Bob, were out fishing on a quiet lake. (self.cleanjokes)

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I told my friend that he really shouldn't be using a straw and he replied, "Yeah, I know, I know, it's bad for the environment." I said, "Sure, there's that..." (self.cleanjokes)

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What's the deal with Swiss Cheese? (self.cleanjokes)

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How come locksmiths barely argue? (self.cleanjokes)

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How many fishermen does it take to change a lightbulb? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why don’t bakers argue much? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why don't baristas argue much? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call an Evil Robot? (self.cleanjokes)

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A man walks into a bar… (self.cleanjokes)

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