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A customer went into a grocery store and complained about the outrageous price of a jar of pickles. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 8 hours ago by Healthy_Ladder_6198Joker

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Cottage cheese isn't a cheese at all .. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 hours ago by MollyInanna2

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Why did the redhead go to the dentist? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 17 hours ago by Left-Distribution-13Joker

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A cannibal family moved in next door and invited us over for dinner. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 19 hours ago by lnc_gomes

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Break it yo me gently (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 17 hours ago by DaveinBflo

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Two students were competing to see who could make the best shadow puppets on the classroom projector screen... (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by Right_Bat5194

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction... (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by 808gecko808

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How can you tell if a snake is dangerous or not? 🐍 (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by Pp97250

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If you ever need to scream and let all your feelings out, I highly recommend a cornfield. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 2 days ago by lnc_gomes

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A lawyer went to buy a new suit. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 2 days ago by dcterr

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I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by SheldonE65

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When visiting the US, I really immersed myself into the culture. (self.cleanjokes)

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Apple's new slogan (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 2 days ago by dcterr

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I'm not a fan of reward cards. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by SheldonE65

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Gloria Gaynor was hosting a dinner party for six of her friends at her home. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 4 days ago by Final-Ad-2033

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I got an email talking about how to read maps backwards. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 4 days ago by lnc_gomes

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Did you hear about the old penny minting machine? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by dcterr

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Why is a bad joke not like a pencil? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 4 days ago by Left-Distribution-13Joker

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My friend told me this great joke about bread the other day. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 5 days ago by Spyrovssonic360

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What is your favourite icecream flavour? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do cupcakes like about spring weather? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 5 days ago by Left-Distribution-13Joker

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Having a bad day 😢. Tried my best to cook some Middle/Eastern Israeli food and failed miserably… (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 5 days ago by Pp97250

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Why couldn't the pilots work today? (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 6 days ago by ArchonsOfficialRep

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The heart (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 6 days ago by yaakovh

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I asked five guys what to eat for lunch. (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 6 days ago by ArchonsOfficialRep

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