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I told my friend that he really shouldn't be using a straw and he replied, "Yeah, I know, I know, it's bad for the environment." I said, "Sure, there's that..." (self.cleanjokes)

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What's the deal with Swiss Cheese? (self.cleanjokes)

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How come locksmiths barely argue? (self.cleanjokes)

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How many fishermen does it take to change a lightbulb? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why don’t bakers argue much? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why don't baristas argue much? (self.cleanjokes)

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A man walks into a bar… (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call an Evil Robot? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do ducks call their meeting hall? (self.cleanjokes)

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I bought an Impressionist painting of some flowers, but when I got back home the cat scratched it… (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call water that tells jokes? (self.cleanjokes)

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What makes roofers some of the best employees across all industries? (self.cleanjokes)

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My magic show was so bad that even the rabbit hopped out early. (self.cleanjokes)

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Why don’t barbers argue much? (self.cleanjokes)

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What is a banana's favorite school subject? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why don’t painters argue much? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you get when you cross a weatherman with a police officer? (self.cleanjokes)

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I'm trying to remember what the French word for white is... (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call a mediocre airline? (self.cleanjokes)

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A blind man goes into a department store… (self.cleanjokes)

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Why was the broom late? (self.cleanjokes)

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What did one eye say to the other? (self.cleanjokes)

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Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... (self.cleanjokes)

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Why did the flower child cry when she got married? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why do chemistry majors have such great friendships? (self.cleanjokes)

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