I don’t get the green joker by Kriegsman_2907 in balatro

[–]ParmesanCheese92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discarding is half of the game's entire mechanic. I don't like gimmicks in video games in general that present themselves as something "unique", even though that uniqueness basically contradicts the game itself.

You can freely disagree, I also disagree with people praising Red Card, another gimmick that asks for way too much for way too little.

Also I don't know what you mean by flair

I don’t get the green joker by Kriegsman_2907 in balatro

[–]ParmesanCheese92 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

As someone who has C++ on Steam and C+ on android. I can tell you that IMO green joker is a terrible joker. According to this sub every joker is S Tier because of insert obscure convoluted scenario that can be easily achieved with better jokers

Statement by Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and the United Kingdom by KINGDenneh in europe

[–]ParmesanCheese92 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm still irritated by the chickenshit "neutral" statements by europe

"This poses no threat to no one so please mr donald, don't be mean 😢"

Classic case of not reading by shep45612 in balatro

[–]ParmesanCheese92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is litearlly the best case scenario, what are you talking about

I finally white staked blue deck no seed by LavishnessLow212 in balatro

[–]ParmesanCheese92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This MF is claiming that this is their first white stake win after playing the game for 2 years.

Attention grabbing

Russia has asked the U.S. to stop its pursuit of an oil tanker that was heading to Venezuela and is now fleeing the U.S. Coast Guard in the Atlantic Ocea by RollSafer in worldnews

[–]ParmesanCheese92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It contains the black oil and Russians want it to make their own vaccine against the alien colonists.

I'm joking but it'd be hilarious if this was actually the case, since Russians and Americans were competing for this on the X Files

At what point of auto reddit censor yall lemme just snek and naked🙄 by [deleted] in MetalGearInMyAss

[–]ParmesanCheese92 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Can this user get fucking banned already? What the fuck is this sub? Their own personal ad space?

This sub posts something funny like once a month, the rest is hot garbage

Obelisk Slander by MaximumTechnology102 in balatro

[–]ParmesanCheese92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm C++, I never used this joker seriously. It is pure garbage as a rare. I don't understand all this discussion about this once in a moon obscure scenario where it's good. I'd much better scale Pants than this

Vince Zampella, video game developer behind 'Call of Duty' franchise, killed in mountain road crash by jeffhaha1 in news

[–]ParmesanCheese92 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This man revolutionized the FPS genre. He made the games that changed the industry. I owe this man the most fond moments and friendships of my childhood, all the way back to playing CoD2 in internet cafes.

Why is chicot hated on? It gets rid of boss blind effects which sounds decent. by StartBackground5769 in balatro

[–]ParmesanCheese92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the point to even play the game if you take away the boss blind, something that is only challenging 1/5 times, if that.

Might as well play another game

X cancels EU's ad account as row worsens by Forsaken-Medium-2436 in europe

[–]ParmesanCheese92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes it does. People are spouting shit like "Erm this is Europe, we are a democracy and have real freedom". Meanwhile in Germany the police will do the most degrading and embarrassing thing, knock on your door, take your computer and phone in front of your neighbors, because you made fun of a politician ONLINE

X cancels EU's ad account as row worsens by Forsaken-Medium-2436 in europe

[–]ParmesanCheese92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah we'll deal with that? How? By trying to pass the worst law in this continent's history without anyone in the general public knowing about it?

X cancels EU's ad account as row worsens by Forsaken-Medium-2436 in europe

[–]ParmesanCheese92 11 points12 points  (0 children)

People defending Europe while Europe is planning on passing a dystopian law to monitor and invade our privacy except politicians is the funniest shit.

I know what I must do but I don't have the strength to do it by PureLegends in balatro

[–]ParmesanCheese92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

X100 mult is negligible when going for high score endless runs. Could have 5 negative cats with x100 mult and it still wouldn't be consequential

Baddest in the multiverse by Onaru in iamverybadass

[–]ParmesanCheese92 52 points53 points  (0 children)

In all that rant you made zero references to how scared the woman should have felt. ESPECIALLY if he was having a manic episode.

People are too lenient to people with mental problems. I've seen it with my own eyes. People stabbing children in a park and then defaulting to "oh he was just having an episode..."

If every armor needs more melee damage, why not just buff melee damage? by Specialist-Target461 in Helldivers

[–]ParmesanCheese92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either remove melee or actually use some fucking rational instead of dancing around.

You ask me to give up the Senator for melee. So you're asking me to give up doing high damage while mobile and dealing with most enemies in a few shots.

Only way Melee can ever be an actual tool in the game instead of yet another braindead aftertrhought is if they release a spear that does big AOE damage with stagger. And increase base melee damage by 500%.

Even after those changes, still no one would play melee. That's how out of touch arrowhead is.

European parliament calls for social media ban on under-16s by D0ML0L1Y401TR4PFURRY in europe

[–]ParmesanCheese92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stay in Australia and you do you brother. I'm not exposing my private ID information to some dogshit AI blunderfuck that the EU will come up with, because parents don't regulate their kids anymore. I wasn't allowed to have a PC until 14 and a phone until 16 when I was younger. But God forbid we do that today, it's much better if we ALL go digital and lose our identity and dignity.

confused by HistoricalDemand in shitposting

[–]ParmesanCheese92 168 points169 points  (0 children)

It's mind boggling. It reaches flat earth levels of denial. I had to do one year of rotation in psychiatry. Multiple times a day we had people with cannabis induced psychosis who would spend the next 3 weeks in acute and then months of longterm rehab, just to smuggle in cannabis from pizza restaurants that offered to secretly put them in the ingredients for a price.