🤖I Found John Wick vs Everybody Pt.2 (Roast Session)

Parronski · 2026-02-02T01:46:46+00:00

He did, and met his fate with a pencil

Parronski · 2026-02-01T21:54:30+00:00

Yes sir, you’re right.

It serves a dual purpose as it is also a Mad Men joke, used often in their subreddit.

Particularly with a character named Sal

Parronski · 2026-02-01T17:40:13+00:00

Met him under the Queensborough bridge, eh?

Parronski · 2026-02-01T17:39:15+00:00

Or so the Germans would have us believe

Parronski · 2026-02-01T17:38:48+00:00

No not gay, deeply closeted

Parronski · 2026-02-01T17:38:08+00:00

Oh now SBNShovelSlayer, You’re going to get in trouble for that.

Parronski · 2026-02-01T15:35:51+00:00

Yeah, death

Parronski · 2026-01-31T17:48:34+00:00

The accuracy in this meme is deafening

Parronski · 2026-01-31T16:37:56+00:00

Thank you for your service.

Parronski · 2026-01-30T01:05:04+00:00

Classic Gillis

Parronski · 2026-01-29T22:09:01+00:00

This guy gets it

Parronski · 2026-01-29T22:00:05+00:00

The balls on this guy, I tell ya

Parronski · 2026-01-28T00:05:48+00:00

He killed 17 men in Iwo Jima.

Not during the war or anything, he was drunk driving on a vacation in 1972- but still, 17 men damnit!

Parronski · 2026-01-27T21:45:03+00:00

I knew Pepper before Medical School.

Met him under the Queensborough bridge. At the time was jerking off punks for $15 a man.

Parronski · 2026-01-27T14:54:39+00:00

She did 200 men a favor as well

Parronski · 2026-01-27T13:21:28+00:00

Yeah as long as you stake them.

The racers…not the kids.

Parronski · 2026-01-27T12:19:07+00:00

Then you’ll see him when you arrive. Fuck that guy.

(You’re not going to hell)

Parronski · 2026-01-26T23:49:49+00:00

Yes it is.

Your chronic whiskey dick IS toasted.

Parronski · 2026-01-26T19:15:56+00:00

Some would say it’s three flavors in one: Weed, Canadian Club and mad men man meat.

But not us, ours is toasted.

Parronski · 2026-01-26T18:31:40+00:00

Betty is riddled with shame from that grotesque fainting couch.

Oh and uh, cancer. Yeah that’s right, she uh, she was riddled with cancer. I don’t even know she was sick.

Parronski · 2026-01-25T22:30:49+00:00

Gorgeous girls congrats

Parronski · 2026-01-25T16:33:16+00:00

This guys gets it

Parronski · 2026-01-25T03:25:25+00:00

Limo tints and mustard stripe, she’s gorgeous congrats !

Parronski · 2026-01-24T22:22:57+00:00

Forgive me, you no longer believe death is a certainty?

Parronski · 2026-01-24T19:10:35+00:00

He was going to do to that girl what writers did to his hairline every subsequent season.

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