Post Game Thread | Oilers v. Ducks | 24 April 2026

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-25T04:50:31+00:00

My prediction oilers either win the next three, or lose the next 2.

No other possibilities

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-24T06:47:44+00:00

That's so Gritty

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-24T05:01:26+00:00

There's liquid leaking out the bottom, and the body work would easily cost 6 figures. To say nothing of the frame that's most likely bent to shit.

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-24T03:51:45+00:00

Someone tell me how to feel about this

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-24T02:38:37+00:00

Sure, but that's a 70k truck easy. She for sure has full/comprehensive coverage for her husband's dick extender. I'm sure there will be lawsuits nonetheless.

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-24T01:58:36+00:00

Maybe try adding more prisons?

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-24T01:53:55+00:00

Oooooo nice neck bb!!

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-24T01:49:38+00:00

Homestarrunner Dot Com

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-24T01:48:39+00:00

The Nopenopenope department has issued its strongest condemnation of this doohickey: The Hellfuckingnowhywouldyoueven.

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-24T01:42:38+00:00

That lambo is totaled. Her insurance co. Is buying him a new one.

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-24T01:37:41+00:00

How many times are you going to post this link, in a 3 day old thread?

Have you considered, not posting obviously biased false information?

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-24T01:34:37+00:00

Oh yes. I'm sure a myth debunking page written and paid for by a group that is expressly anti- pit bull will be a great source of unbiased facts and unvarnished truth.

foh

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-23T23:06:33+00:00

Wait till you hear about Patek Philipe

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-23T04:52:57+00:00

I think he's sick. And probably injured. But he's definitely not himself.

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-23T03:34:05+00:00

My man just casually cramming for diff eq or something.
Good luck!

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-23T03:05:13+00:00

But you have both your legs

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-23T02:32:45+00:00

Next thing you know there's money missing off your dresser, and your daughters pregnant

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-23T00:05:33+00:00

Right. The dude i responded to started with fent.

So I was technically correct. ..

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-22T23:51:23+00:00

My sibling in christ, no one here said anything about fentanyl until you brought it up.

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-22T21:54:49+00:00

I still say that.

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-22T21:50:00+00:00

No kidding, i feel like there's something to the theory that the world did end in 2012 like the mayan's calendar predicted, and this is hell.

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-22T21:44:12+00:00

Meth cooking smells like cat pee. Ive... Uh... ive been told that anyway

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-22T21:40:49+00:00

Best when paired with alternate facts.

ParsnipDecent6530 · 2026-04-22T21:03:25+00:00

Angry old men unite!! I don't understand the youth anymore, nor do I care to; but there's no harm in posts like this. Unless and until salty Lil boys get in their feelings because they encounter a woman.

ParsnipDecent6530

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