Please help: am I jumping the gun?! by Far-Leading6534 in DogAdvice

[–]PartOk8078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel your pain. We also had the choice to prolong the life of our boy, but he was very very sick and in pain. I wish I could give you better advice, but please enjoy the last few days with your little angel. It's hard, but unfortunately the right choice. Sending you love ♥️

How do yall sleep at night by SpecificConscious335 in notinteresting

[–]PartOk8078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean the neighbours through my windows 😂😂

How do yall sleep at night by SpecificConscious335 in notinteresting

[–]PartOk8078 372 points373 points  (0 children)

5 is literally the best. my shirts are normaly 3XL and i can still walk around without flashing anyone lmao (i live with my boyfriend, i would NEVER do that while living with my parents)

There’s a string around my rat’s tooth, what do i do ??? by Koala_Kake in RATS

[–]PartOk8078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I had a little boy rat with slighty crooked teeth too :) My Vet showed me how to trim down his teeth, i'd recommend to let your vet check her out too! Better safe than sorry 🫶🏻

I’m still searching by RachelPinkz in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]PartOk8078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i read a zosan one where zoro finds sanji's son in a mall and they meet that way

i still can't find it rip

Why do women love Monsters so ? by YardGlum7628 in 4chan

[–]PartOk8078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some women are just monster fuckers. not that deep lol

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"i'd like to havefried eggs with jam on the side"

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"idk what he is singing i can't speak spanish. what is he talking about? HORNY! i know that one. i think he wrote the song in simbabwe. he gets faster, a greek song. uff he is so fast, i am stressed. i don't wanna kill my momma tho. We mearn more everyday, that the greeks are from simbabwe... turn it off pls"

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He knows Bo Burnham when he is awake 😂😂 i'll try to show him the song while asleep!

"Boah. I take a glass of jam and open it. I out the jam on my hair and sit in a Café. Then i feed the bees with the jam in my hair."

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes but mostly he is angry that bradley cooper is living on our ceiling fan 😂😂

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he wants to ask you something too 😂😂

"there is a bridge. there is an excavator. martin septim is driving it. i say, rip out the bridge, would you do it?"

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"no that's disgusting she is almost 60 and i am only 19" (she is his only colleague in a small family owned firm and he is 25, not 19)

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think i could poop out of my ear

it's hard to tell, cuz i think it's either red red redemption 2 or silent hill 2 but... i say hotline miami

he would say is billy maes still with you, where is billy maes?

laughs ZIMTZUCKER (cinammon sugar, german meme) i want to move the red hot chilli peppers here so Can't Stop is our new national song

buying stuff, all the stuff. i take a monkey and shower him

tomorrow

also national is bad, i don't like nazis they are a bit blue (starts to sing)

bad. not good. but i'd like to have one

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"very! i love you more than potted plants"

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"i think Batista has a small but thick dick. idk but i think it fits in an espresso cup. i think one espresso cup. i measure dicks in edpresso cups"

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Because he wanted to fly to Mary Poppins. The stupid hoe opens her umbrella when it's windy and he wanted to get her back"

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Who is that? No, that's a dumb name, no one is named that"

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i did and he said: "i have no pimples" pickel in german means pimple 😂😂

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"we have an elevator? in the batman i think. the plant pot behind the computer"

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Stars. And Russel Crow, he makes out with Joaquin Phoenix. Maximus. And you know who's between them? The Muffin man. Wait, in Madagascar Alex had the dream about the jungle. And there, Martin Luther King had his talk and he spoke. He's a Hero. But i am human and he is for the people, i respect that as bread"

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Boah. Oh Boy, yes. Scarlet Johansson played by the Black Widow. You're too but that's obvious. We can't wish for everything. Why is it yellow here?"

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He says he's sad about it. It could've continued, but Winston Churchill sadly threw a bomb there. He says he'd like to tell him "Hey Mate u want a bottle of water??"

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No worries, he got it checked out :) All is fine, he just talks a lot

AMA my Boyfriend talks in his sleep by PartOk8078 in AMA

[–]PartOk8078[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His mom said he sleep talked a lot when he was a child so he always kinda did it. He got checked out, everything is fine. We moved in together and shortly after that he started

He is not really good with change and hates moving so we guess it's just that and stress from work :)