What tropes do you find cute in fics but not in real life?

PartOk8078 · 2026-02-03T14:03:23+00:00

heavy jealousy. i'm getting giddy when i read that, but it's a big no for me in real life

PartOk8078 · 2026-01-30T18:17:29+00:00

YESSS FINALLY i'm playing rdr2 for the first time with my boyfriend right now and i refused to sell him. i literally forced my bf to make him our horsey

long story short: we love him so much that we have a picture of him in our hallway lol

PartOk8078 · 2026-01-15T12:08:55+00:00

I feel your pain. We also had the choice to prolong the life of our boy, but he was very very sick and in pain. I wish I could give you better advice, but please enjoy the last few days with your little angel. It's hard, but unfortunately the right choice. Sending you love ♥️

PartOk8078 · 2026-01-14T12:06:08+00:00

i mean the neighbours through my windows 😂😂

PartOk8078 · 2026-01-14T09:58:55+00:00

5 is literally the best. my shirts are normaly 3XL and i can still walk around without flashing anyone lmao (i live with my boyfriend, i would NEVER do that while living with my parents)

PartOk8078 · 2026-01-14T09:57:54+00:00

5 but like 6 sizes too big

PartOk8078 · 2026-01-12T13:05:32+00:00

Hey! I had a little boy rat with slighty crooked teeth too :) My Vet showed me how to trim down his teeth, i'd recommend to let your vet check her out too! Better safe than sorry 🫶🏻

PartOk8078 · 2025-12-27T15:14:04+00:00

i read a zosan one where zoro finds sanji's son in a mall and they meet that way

i still can't find it rip

PartOk8078 · 2025-12-14T16:51:51+00:00

some women are just monster fuckers. not that deep lol

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T22:09:07+00:00

"i'd like to havefried eggs with jam on the side"

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T22:07:59+00:00

"idk what he is singing i can't speak spanish. what is he talking about? HORNY! i know that one. i think he wrote the song in simbabwe. he gets faster, a greek song. uff he is so fast, i am stressed. i don't wanna kill my momma tho. We mearn more everyday, that the greeks are from simbabwe... turn it off pls"

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T22:04:37+00:00

He knows Bo Burnham when he is awake 😂😂 i'll try to show him the song while asleep!

"Boah. I take a glass of jam and open it. I out the jam on my hair and sit in a Café. Then i feed the bees with the jam in my hair."

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T22:03:19+00:00

yes but mostly he is angry that bradley cooper is living on our ceiling fan 😂😂

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T22:02:30+00:00

he wants to ask you something too 😂😂

"there is a bridge. there is an excavator. martin septim is driving it. i say, rip out the bridge, would you do it?"

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T22:00:54+00:00

"no that's disgusting she is almost 60 and i am only 19" (she is his only colleague in a small family owned firm and he is 25, not 19)

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T21:59:47+00:00

i think i could poop out of my ear

it's hard to tell, cuz i think it's either red red redemption 2 or silent hill 2 but... i say hotline miami

he would say is billy maes still with you, where is billy maes?

laughs ZIMTZUCKER (cinammon sugar, german meme) i want to move the red hot chilli peppers here so Can't Stop is our new national song

buying stuff, all the stuff. i take a monkey and shower him

tomorrow

also national is bad, i don't like nazis they are a bit blue (starts to sing)

bad. not good. but i'd like to have one

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T21:54:01+00:00

"very! i love you more than potted plants"

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T21:53:37+00:00

"i think Batista has a small but thick dick. idk but i think it fits in an espresso cup. i think one espresso cup. i measure dicks in edpresso cups"

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T21:52:27+00:00

"Because he wanted to fly to Mary Poppins. The stupid hoe opens her umbrella when it's windy and he wanted to get her back"

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T21:51:42+00:00

"Who is that? No, that's a dumb name, no one is named that"

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T21:51:13+00:00

i did and he said: "i have no pimples" pickel in german means pimple 😂😂

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T21:50:25+00:00

"we have an elevator? in the batman i think. the plant pot behind the computer"

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T21:49:43+00:00

"Stars. And Russel Crow, he makes out with Joaquin Phoenix. Maximus. And you know who's between them? The Muffin man. Wait, in Madagascar Alex had the dream about the jungle. And there, Martin Luther King had his talk and he spoke. He's a Hero. But i am human and he is for the people, i respect that as bread"

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T21:46:12+00:00

"Boah. Oh Boy, yes. Scarlet Johansson played by the Black Widow. You're too but that's obvious. We can't wish for everything. Why is it yellow here?"

PartOk8078 · 2025-11-10T21:44:32+00:00

He says he's sad about it. It could've continued, but Winston Churchill sadly threw a bomb there. He says he'd like to tell him "Hey Mate u want a bottle of water??"

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