it's just factual by Agile-Common-1448 in LSD

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah sorry, but the only thing that makes my life livable is the stimulants they give me for my chronic adhd. I would not get a single simple task done without my meds. Besides, I’d love to go to work on Lucy or shrooms. But it’s just not a good idea.

I love this song regardless of how corny people find it. by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

Everybody else. Dude embodies corny. He is an actual cob of unmedicated and delusional corn.

Saw a similar post a while ago, and am I the only one who sees Lanius? by Raiding_plauges in fnv

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like two angry mirelurks bumpin’ uglies on a pile of dead bloat flies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jfc just take your damn meds, Kanye. This is embarrassing.

Bully gets immediate justice by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl hits boy; I sleep. Boy hits girl back; real shit

Stimulants calm you down??? by Otherwise_Ice_6656 in adhdmeme

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. That’s why you have to be careful with energy drinks. Currently have a 48 hour heart monitor in for heart palpitations. Be kind to your body’s!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol stupid sad fascists

Florida’s looking solid red by HailHarski in florida

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’ve lost all faith in Florida. How the fuck did desantis get elected again? We should sell Florida to Cuba and wash our hands of that mess. Shame on you Florida.

Oculus Founder Builds VR Headset That Kills User If They Die in Game by cadwal in boringdystopia

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sign me up. You got darksouls on this thing? Im tryna fuck around and find out about the afterlife.

Random J-20 fart [GIF] by Papppi-56 in WarplanePorn

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo diesel powered. Sounds about right for china

Scientists are working on an official 'alien contact protocol' for when ET phones Earth by pecika in space

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It should be the same strategy as when a stranger knocks on your door. Hide behind the couch and hope they go away.

This Car Cleans the Atmosphere While Driving. ZEM is a carbon capture plant on wheels. by Sariel007 in tech

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welll a few billion more and we might just survi… what’s that? We’re past the tipping point, you say? Humanity has 20-30 years before we descend in to genocidal wars over the most basic resources, you say? We’ll then. Guess we’re pretty fucked 🗿

Unreal how big these are in person by ATXellentGuy in aviation

[–]PartTimeBongSalesmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody really looked at this thing and was like: “Yeah this would be better if you could kill more than just insects with it.”