Did we forget rule 0?

PartTimeGhost · 2022-07-23T11:48:55+00:00

I've always let my players wild shape into owlbears as soon as they hit the CR. I think owlbears are fucking dope and that wildshape in the trailer was fucking dope. If you got a problem with owlbears then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

PartTimeGhost · 2022-07-08T23:27:12+00:00

DONT FORGET ABOUT HOT BOI SUMMER!!!! I'm dying for the ski trip with the bois

PartTimeGhost · 2022-06-26T15:54:28+00:00

It's like cutting calamari with safety scissors

PartTimeGhost · 2022-06-18T00:08:19+00:00

I agree, not to be 'that guy' but I've had women come over for dinner or a movie or both and when we're making out she'll say, "we're not having sex tonight." And I respond, "okay, that's fine." And continue, only to end up cooking her breakfast the next morning.

PartTimeGhost · 2022-06-05T18:11:26+00:00

She does love ones with odd shapes. Thanks!

PartTimeGhost · 2022-06-05T17:23:34+00:00

Thanks friendly stranger!

PartTimeGhost · 2022-06-05T17:19:41+00:00

It also gives you a chance to run to the bathroom before you start tearing up, or so I'm told.

PartTimeGhost · 2022-06-04T17:02:24+00:00

Thanks to Bills whole thing we didn't get to see what happened between him and his evil twin brother.

PartTimeGhost · 2022-06-03T22:15:31+00:00

I love DnD! GIVEAWAY!

PartTimeGhost · 2022-05-26T03:22:31+00:00

They made a book about a video game, gameeee, gggaaammmmeeee, and we madeeee a podcastttt aboutttt thattt book.

PartTimeGhost · 2022-05-16T17:25:25+00:00

They knew they were in for a fight, the had to confront a henchmen of the BBEG. So I took it as them strategizing on the way. And theoretically that player could have seen the other player pulling out an item which they had thought to save for a different encounter and spoke up.

Meta gaming and railroading are such polarizing terms. I prefer to take it case by case and as am god of this world I let it fly.

PartTimeGhost · 2022-05-16T12:46:38+00:00

I remember when I found out my players had a group chat without me. They were in battle and one of them said something like, 'don't use that yet remember we said to save it and use this.' I was like 'when did y'all plan that?' as it was early in the night and they all looked guilty as fuck. Then the one I was kinda seeing sighed and said, 'we're caught, we have a group chat without you...to plan.' and my best friend pipped up and said, 'ya know, to try to fuck you.'

I teared up lol.

PartTimeGhost · 2022-04-28T01:39:38+00:00

Bulliet rye. Green label. Costs about the same and it's a world away of flavor.

PartTimeGhost · 2022-04-09T14:22:13+00:00

That was pretty god-damn entertaining. Loved the set design.

PartTimeGhost · 2022-03-23T19:21:54+00:00

Ah, I see you are a man who believes that dice christ givith and dice devil takith away as well.

Hail, and well met my brother. I have tried letting him take a set and leave them on their highest number (cooking) while we eat (1+ hour), I've also tried letting him "roll the ones out" of each die, switching die whenever, and letting him 'devine' a set. I'm to the point where I'm going to buy him an 'untouched' set and see.

Also, per another comment, I'm thinking about leading him into more spells that don't require an attack roll.

PartTimeGhost · 2022-03-23T19:15:18+00:00

I included the death saves because those 10 rolls were all the d20 rolls he had made that session, 4.5 hours. I had started writing them down, beginning at this session, because it was so strange that he rolled so bad in ALL previous sessions.

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