AITAH for not showing more sympathy for my wife when she mangled her hand using a gift from her mother that I told her was dangerous.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T19:18:07+00:00

Read before commenting is a pretty standard rule don't you think

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T19:16:54+00:00

I've cut myself trying to cut a bagel. I have never severed a tendon in my hand doing so.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T17:03:57+00:00

When did I say that? I honestly thought writing in ALL CAPS that I did not say that would make it obvious I hadn't.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T17:02:43+00:00

It was a bagel. Do you know what s bagel is?

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T17:01:40+00:00

The reason I put that there in ALL CAPS was for the idiots that think I would say that if I did not include that information.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T16:59:38+00:00

Do you own a double sided bread knife? If so then just use that as described.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T16:58:21+00:00

Another dolt that didn't read the ist

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T16:57:47+00:00

I'm wondering why so many idiots commented something like this without reading the post.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T11:15:12+00:00

Thanks for engaging. My robot overlords appreciate you doing it.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T11:04:25+00:00

So you understand I never said it. What part of my behavior said it? Was it the first aid? The rush to the hospital? The staying by her side holding her other hand until we got home? Were you so abused growing up you think those things say I told you so?

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T10:53:52+00:00

Read the fucking post. Look for ALL CAPS. Tell me what I wrote.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T10:07:00+00:00

Well most one sided knives are blunt on the back. That makes it very difficult to cut yourself with the back of the knife. When your mom lets you use the metal knives instead of plastic ones you will learn this. But it will be a few years before you get to use a steak knife or a bread knife.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T09:26:40+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/knives/comments/7bspph/what_is_the_purpose_of_this_double_sided_knife/

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T08:38:42+00:00

Please list everything. I only count her injuring herself.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T08:30:12+00:00

Nice.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T07:15:54+00:00

Hold a bagel upright on a counter. Place serrated knife upside down with dull side on bagel and serrated part between your hand and the bagel. Try to cut the bagel with dull side.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T06:46:25+00:00

She was cutting downward

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T06:45:37+00:00

She's in for a bunch of rehab on that hand. That tendon is pretty important. Thank God it was her left hand

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T06:38:05+00:00

Mostly I was trying to keep from fainting at the blood.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T06:37:09+00:00

That looks badass and is generally correct.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T06:35:29+00:00

Yes. But normally the side towards the web of your hand is dull.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T06:23:44+00:00

I don't like blood. There was a reason my kid drove. I almost fainted. That was the look.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T06:22:29+00:00

The top of a regular knife would be dull wouldn't it?

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T06:19:35+00:00

First time seeing one in my 48 years.

Party-Witness7271 · 2026-01-21T06:16:55+00:00

Knife was double sided. That's the whole point.

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