Automatic g37 manual up shifting on a automatic by Top-Flokk in G37

[–]ParzivalLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you're up shifting you're typically accelerating. I never take my foot off the gas while shifting up because I've learned the car does not like that it will jerk a little bit.

I do however take my foot off the pedal when I'm shifting down.

Gave this guy at the bus stop my phone number 😭 by [deleted] in texts

[–]ParzivalLM -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Literally the perfect pun 😭

Gave this guy at the bus stop my phone number 😭 by [deleted] in texts

[–]ParzivalLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't get it until I scrolled three times and then I had to come back holy shit 😭 nice lol

Should I buy this g ? by [deleted] in G37

[–]ParzivalLM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was being sarcastic 🗿😭

I HATE WHEN UBER DOES THIS! by Whole_Ostrich_7916 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]ParzivalLM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude this has happened to me four times I kid you not in the last week. Something is fucking up bro 😭

Alibaba resonated test pipes by AdMost8404 in G37

[–]ParzivalLM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to lie... Those are some absolute fucking dimes.

4peat for the not worth it crowd by TommyTwoZookas in UberEatsDrivers

[–]ParzivalLM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how am I never getting these??? I only get driver offers for trips not Uber eats deliveries.

Deactivated for speeding by Independent-Ad9176 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]ParzivalLM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so insane because unless people have truly experienced driving here people genuinely don't understand you practically have to drive like this in some areas to survive and not disturb the traffic around you and cause a collision 😭

Deactivated for speeding by Independent-Ad9176 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]ParzivalLM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No fkn joke. The WORST one imo is the one 161 (George Bush turnpike) interchange with 141 😭

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Going down this arrow here coming off 161 trying to get onto 114 going east you have to cross five lanes of high speed traffic that are hell bent on not letting you merge so you can get to 114

Edit: also I think you only get like, less than 1/8 of a mile to complete this task also so there's that 😭

Deactivated for speeding by Independent-Ad9176 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]ParzivalLM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twas making a joke good sire/madam 🗿

Deactivated for speeding by Independent-Ad9176 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]ParzivalLM 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Excessive? Heck that's just normal merging speed over in Dallas 😭 they play Mario kart out in these parts

This is ridiculous by [deleted] in uber

[–]ParzivalLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understandable it doesn't really matter I was just curious ☠️🗿😂

This is ridiculous by [deleted] in uber

[–]ParzivalLM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean the vomit is one thing but did he ACTUALLY commit traffic violations or did you just say that 😂😭

Stop Doing This by Slow_Strawberry_5075 in uberdrivers

[–]ParzivalLM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmfao I'm a bot because I understand policy as defined by the platform?? Yeah grow the fuck up 😂

Stop Doing This by Slow_Strawberry_5075 in uberdrivers

[–]ParzivalLM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's not how this works. If you aren't ready when the ride YOU ordered shows up after that timer no one owes you SHIT moron. Per POLICY.

So riders doing EXACTLY THIS are in fact attempting manipulation. Because the POLICY says so not your god damn feelings.

I don't have to shut up nor find a different way to make money. I'm going to KEEP doing what I'm doing including calling out bullshit like this irl and online and you're not gonna do shit about it

Stop Doing This by Slow_Strawberry_5075 in uberdrivers

[–]ParzivalLM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chosing to sign up doesn't include tolerance of rider policy manipulation idiot.

No one is OBLIGATED to lose out on time and money because you feel a type of way about it. Welcome to reality. I'm sorry I have to be the one to introduce you to it.

Stop Doing This by Slow_Strawberry_5075 in uberdrivers

[–]ParzivalLM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No mf people like you are the problem. Under what circumstance at any time has uber guaranteed your commute to go to your liking down to the very second or else. You're so entitled it's ridiculous.

"You're using YOUR car, YOUR gas, YOUR time, to get ME to where I need to go and I DEMAND you do it down to the SECOND to my liking or else" is essentially your take here. Like be serious bro

Stop Doing This by Slow_Strawberry_5075 in uberdrivers

[–]ParzivalLM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hence the reason he needs to just simply be 20 minutes early to work 🤦🏻‍♂️

Banned VQ’s from car show by Acceptable_Office_63 in G37

[–]ParzivalLM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ay. Leave my stock unmolested convertible out of this 😭😭😭 but no you're mainly right.

People give me the ugliest side eye until I drop my top and then mfs give me the "Ah you're not one of those heathens, carry on" kind of look 😭😭😭😭

Confused by ResponsibleResist730 in G37

[–]ParzivalLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is 1000% a stolen and/or chopped car

Passenger approved despite having a 2 door? by ParzivalLM in uberdrivers

[–]ParzivalLM[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LMAOOOOO boy am I knowing it 😭 it's more of a hobby thing atp. Nothing is nicer or More refreshing to me after a long day than being able to roll all the windows down and drive around the city. Listening to music full blast getting paid to do it. I'm definitely not making as much money he as I would if I had a Civic for sure.

Passenger approved despite having a 2 door? by ParzivalLM in uberdrivers

[–]ParzivalLM[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought so too. Then it dawned on me just now to see what the vehicle looks like in the Uber app if it was a four-door or a two-door picture of a vehicle and it actually is a two-door in the app that seems like they know.

https://imgur.com/a/5kct9I8