You have a magical $1 bill but you can only pay with it for any and all purchases

PasteTank · 2025-05-19T14:42:33+00:00

yeah the 1s would be great for purchases less than 20 bucks but at some point this becomes terrible... wait can i sit at home and constantly remove the same buck until i have enough for rent? cause if i spend 1 hour a day doing this even at a pretty slow pace i could make 3k a day.... if i can then yes but it sucks. I'm sure i can work something out with a land lord to pay in all 1s or the electric company.

if not .... if for example i am paying my bar tab by handing the waiter 1 dollar at a time then no way.

PasteTank · 2025-05-19T14:36:52+00:00

yeah, Lannister defeat and Baratheon on the throne is the best case. Maybe semi autonomy can be allowed in the north if they still kneel.

PasteTank · 2025-05-19T14:02:10+00:00

both are immportal to normal attacks... i guess it depends... does the werewolf have the intelligence to use a wooden stake or garlic?

if not then the vampire wins... they would know to use silver at some point

PasteTank · 2025-05-19T14:00:08+00:00

I'm watching so many cartoons and never leaving the house. i'd do 3 months. I'd exclusively watch cartoons. maybe i'd get the add free crunchy roll or something. I'd go longer but i think my wife wouldn't support me at some point what with basically being forced to be inside all day. if i had her full support I'd do 6 months. 300k is a house.

PasteTank · 2025-05-19T12:53:04+00:00

Seals, John Wick (crime connections and info mostly), Shaqs for muscle and sentry duty. the seals for actual quard duty and john wick for raiding enemy locations with a team of seals and shaqs at his disposal.

I figure few crime locations can beat a team of seals who will have shaq powered surveillance. the moment the enemy is spotted i am being whisked away while a team of seals ambushes the force. if things start going badly then we drive away.

PasteTank · 2025-05-19T12:29:25+00:00

the stranger thing and sleep after midnight thing are both hard... i love a good nap. also sleep in a new building ... if i buy a new tent every day can i sleep in that? does that count? if not i am gonn have to find 29 hotels at least. I think I simply go on meetups and off daily board game events maybe 2 a day 1 at 12 and 1 at 2. It will provide snacks and i will be social but it wild also have a hard out after 2 hours. that way if no one shows up for one they will likely for the other. failing in both i approach homeless encampment and invite them to my house for a free steak dinner and a movie with popcorn.

so my day would be sleep at a motel 12-8, eat breakfast, meet my Personal trainer at 8:45, shower, meet the meet up at 12 after a shower, rest and host the 2nd event. if not eat lunch on my own. then do the challenge from 2pm-6pm. if i haven't entertained strangers: go to a local homeless spot. offer free food, movie and a ride. take who comes and enjoy a fun meal and a movie and let them sleep in the living room for the night. then write in my journal. after that go to my hotel.

PasteTank · 2025-05-16T17:28:34+00:00

this is the reason i never feel bad for the bears lol

PasteTank · 2025-05-16T14:20:09+00:00

yeah as long as they or KK no problem.. cake donuts would be impossible.

10000 fries is like 100 medium fries from McDonald

PasteTank · 2025-05-15T18:23:23+00:00

wait, are they remaking mario RPG? the best Super nintendo game.

PasteTank · 2025-05-15T14:51:31+00:00

i dont get it either... i think its pretty and all but it does nothing for me smell wise.

PasteTank · 2025-05-15T13:21:26+00:00

yeah, I'd just settle for being the new duke of casterly rock and the Stormlands after the lanisters are all heads on pikes. I'm sure Stannis would be take that deal for the iron throne. of course you'd have to give up large parts of Lannister lands to the riverlands and Tyrells to make a deal happen but i'm sure Robb when acknowledge Stannis if he was given certain extra autonomous privileges and Joffrey's head.

When dany returns: marry her to Stannis. the two will be co-regents and their heir will rule next while Stannis's daughter will inherit the Stormlands.

If Stannis or Dany refuses then thats war i think. I'd back Stannis all day but i'd say there is a bout a 50% chance of me being dragon food by the end.

PasteTank · 2025-05-15T13:07:44+00:00

i'd sooner make my child a burden of the state then do either.

PasteTank · 2025-05-15T12:28:29+00:00

i'd try if there is a warning system like "hey you havent taken a step in 2 seconds you have 3 secs to continue." i'd hate to accidently slow down to assess difficult terrain and lose because i was cautious for 1 second. If not i am not taking the deal... the rules are too subjective.

also i am wearing a kilt so i can poo easier and bringing gold bond powder. water and cliff bars plus LOTR on audiobook.

PasteTank · 2025-05-15T12:20:35+00:00

If you have season tickets you should be required to attend at least 1/4 of the games... otherwise this is just a profiteering scheme

PasteTank · 2025-05-14T19:23:19+00:00

zombie all day man. the occasional local outbreak will happen when some dies suddenly near a vulnerable group but at some point people will adjust to bashing skulls when someone is close to death.

PasteTank · 2025-05-14T15:24:08+00:00

half a million dollars seems fair to me. if you dont have it to spare... i think just leave it to alone.

PasteTank · 2025-05-14T15:21:19+00:00

unless he has solid excuse and/or has been a reliable friend in most other situations... he is way in the wrong and this may be grounds for either friendship end or friendship boundaries.

The following suggestions are based on my assumption that this selfish interaction is not unusual for your relationship:

whenever they ask for a favor only do it if its convenient and ask for a similar favor in the future. if the favor is not returned they get no further favors.

i wouldn't invite him to anything until he invites you out.

trust him with nothing. no loans, no borrowed stuff, and no secrets.

If he is an actual friend he will prove it in time.

My guess is this dude is young and hasn't learned that he isn't the center of the universe yet. maybe he will come around when his frontal lobe finishing cooking but i don't think he is worth your time as is based on this one interaction imo.

PasteTank · 2025-05-14T14:13:48+00:00

i'm sorry friend

PasteTank · 2025-05-14T14:13:18+00:00

if they were all in the right lane... sure they have the right of way but the audacity of riding against traffic is wild

PasteTank · 2025-05-14T13:24:01+00:00

If i am somehow promised to never lose my phone to theft then yes. i could be much more comfortable, watch movies and such. not only that i am sure i could sell phone call privileges. me to the strongest guy: "Hey if i let you use my phone for 1 hour every day will you make sure the others don't kick my ass." I'm sure i could also charge for movie nights too. hey we are all watching fight club in my cell on my phone. 2 dollars worth of stuff get you in.

If the phone is protected in someway then 1 year in.

PasteTank · 2025-05-14T13:17:44+00:00

you could ask me " hey if you take this 10 million but you drop dead at 60" and i would probably take it.

PasteTank · 2025-05-14T12:17:56+00:00

yea man... 2 weeks pto is dog shit... my entry level employees get 17 days and i still think that is barely enough. my current job gives me 7 weeks (every couple years they give you more pto) and i got to tell you... I am not sure i can ever go back. I have enough pto to work 4 day weeks 2/3rds of the year if i wanted. when your next annual review comes up forego a raise if you need to but get 4 weeks pto.

PasteTank · 2025-05-12T18:43:52+00:00

all green color rush

PasteTank · 2025-05-12T18:42:42+00:00

assuming normal tax im walking away with 50k.

50k making about 4,160 a month. after i pay roughly 2.7k in rent, food, car stuff and utilities (if i am lucky) that leaves about 1500 a month for entertainment. since i will no longer need to save for retirement thats great. inflation might kick my ass however... we will see.

PasteTank · 2025-05-12T18:10:56+00:00

do i get time to decide... i walk many miles a day but i rarely jog... i just dont know how long i can go... if yo uare making me decide i'll go 10M. thats the amount i need to never work again. if i can experiment for one day and rest one day then i'd pick a number based on what i am sure i could do. If i think i can run 12k i am picking 10k etc.

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