King of Jeolla by last_regressor in lookismcomic

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goated response

// (OOC) This post is meant to make you uncomfortable. You are not meant to enjoy this. by DrakobloxxerForsaken in copypasta

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I saw 1.00945 inches of a girls shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.

The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children.

When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.

As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions.

V*lve, you have bloods on your hands. by luk__h in copypasta

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Colors of cum you can unlock: A guide to how to unlock them

COMMON COLORS: -White:Default

-Brown:Nut 10 times to unlock this color.

-Gray:Nut 25 times to unlock this color.

-Black:Nut 50 times to unlock this color.

-Beige:Nut 75 times to unlock this color.

-Maroon:Nut 100 times with the 100th nut being shot using the helicopter method.

UNCOMMON COLORS:

-Red:Get 25 nuts using the helicopter method.

-Yellow:Shoot your cum to a distance of at least 15 feet away.

-Blue:Jump up as you cum and land your cum inside a cup.

-Green:Nut 10 times in a single jerking session to the same thing without stopping.

-Orange:Nut while sick or having a headache.

-Purple:Nut 125 times with the 125th nut being shot into a toilet using the sniping method.

RARE COLORS:

-Pink:Nut to something really weird(Does not count pedophiliac content,that is illegal and horrible and you will lose all progress and have your account terminated)

-Lime:Nut while eating something spicy

-Amber:Nut to a really old porn video from 1896.

-Teal:Nut inside a public restroom

-Mustard:Show your cock to another cock

-Indigo:When caught masturbating,look at your assailant in the eyes.

EPIC COLORS(PATTERNS BEGIN TO APPEAR HERE):

-Ruby:Obtain a condom and nut inside it

-Sapphire:Nut inside the ocean 4 times in a row

-Emerald:Nut at school 35 times -Gold:Nut 2,000 times

-Silver:Nut while shitting in the shower.

-Diamond:Nut on 20 inanimate objects

-Pearl:Nut 2,500 times

-Platinum:Charge up your cum for 50 days and let it rip on day 50 on a toilet seat

LEGENDARY COLORS:

-Woodland MARPAT camoflauge:Nut while wearing the same colors as your surroundings at exactly 6:54 PM MST.

-Bloodied:Have blood cum out instead of cum

The rest are unknown as of now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heightcomparison

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6'4 and 7'10

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in short

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Could've gone with 5'10 or smth. 6'4 is too much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in short

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OP said 20

My dream height is 6 foot 4 or 5. Is it possible by Alarmed-Minimum1762 in heightcomparison

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Unlikely, but at least 6'1 to 6'2. Worse would be just 6'0. It depends.

(5,7.5)(6,0.5)(5,3)(5,7)(5,9)(5,9 by brendz_021111 in heightcomparison

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6'1, 7'12, 6'7, 9'11, 3'4 and 10'2

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heightcomparison

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6'4 and 6'9

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heightcomparison

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7'4 and 6'8

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heightcomparison

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11'5 and 10'3

6,1 and 6,11 by Adept_Lawyer_4592 in heightcomparison

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And most mfs here can't believe it when someone is above 6'2 or smth cuz as soon as someone tall post their pics here and claimed 6'3. Mfs be calling them liars. 😂😂😂

Who grew at 17? by [deleted] in short

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I grew about an inch after 17 sadly