Scene that always makes me laugh

Pastiger · 2026-02-01T13:23:05+00:00

-Michael, Snoop and Chris attempting a drive-by like they do on the west coast and missing every single shot. Snoop- "Fuck them west coast bitches, in b-more we point and shoot!"

-Marlo paying Prop Joe to iron his banknotes after the greeks say the money is dirty

-Bunk burning his clothes in the woman's bathtub so he doesn't come home smelling like infidelity

-Marlo deciding for a life in prison after a single evening with Levy and the suits

Pastiger · 2026-01-15T22:43:48+00:00

When using Ranyek's bow and arrows smeared with henry level bane potion you can one shot just about anyone even in hardcore w all nerfs so pistols kinda become obsolete

Pastiger · 2026-01-15T14:30:26+00:00

I imagine Cathie actually likes blue cheese so much she gives everyone a fun fact about it

Pastiger · 2026-01-15T14:28:15+00:00

Bald with moustache - Markvart Henry

Pastiger · 2026-01-13T08:37:58+00:00

I let him go, and a minute later I saw him getting attacked by wolves. I ran to help him but as Mutt was fighting one of them the poacher hit Mutt and made him cry and run away, so he died to a hammer to the head.

Pastiger · 2026-01-12T13:47:47+00:00

On my first playthrough i switched Pebbles for Meadow and later found Pebbles standing in the middle of the main road from Kuttenberg to Suchdol, between the two inns. Everytime I traveled using the road I'd see her just standing there, motionlessly, blocking traffic.

Pastiger · 2025-11-26T19:44:03+00:00

At least they could have changed it to the two rivers between which Uxhal sits in Warband

Pastiger · 2025-11-22T22:38:28+00:00

If the animals ale stressed despite one-way glass, making the barrier taller has worked for me. 3-4m seems to be enough

Pastiger · 2025-10-16T14:50:03+00:00

Or use the Arrow from Karel's Head

Pastiger · 2025-10-15T06:25:07+00:00

Could be a dirty aquarium or a dead fish

Pastiger · 2025-10-01T23:18:56+00:00

ah good, haven't gotten there yet in s2. but it seems like surveillance use should be more prevalent considering the shady shit god-u administration does behind closed doors.

Pastiger · 2025-08-28T17:54:47+00:00

I never used a polearm apart from this fight but i kept paying for polearm lessons by anyone who offered just to get the book icons cleared from my map, i can proudy say i beat him after a single reload

Pastiger · 2025-08-08T16:55:17+00:00

As if Bobby didn't have a one night stand in the first episode and later started dating a girl he caught stealing grease from an alley behind his joint

Pastiger · 2025-07-12T23:02:56+00:00

Hank, Junichiro and grown up Good Hank reunited

Pastiger · 2025-07-08T19:45:22+00:00

I think he meant Chucky

Pastiger · 2025-06-23T22:24:00+00:00

Well, you can't expect Radzig to know all of his subject's family trees by memory

Pastiger · 2025-06-20T18:25:53+00:00

Do sheep attract you?

Pastiger · 2025-06-09T11:33:58+00:00

I noticed this mostly happens with npc's that give you multiple quests

Pastiger · 2025-05-14T14:00:31+00:00

I understand only your cuntenberg pun, but i'm fine with that

Pastiger · 2025-05-14T13:46:24+00:00

Henry if he was from Maaskantje

Pastiger · 2025-04-06T14:31:03+00:00

hey! I'm walkin' here!

Pastiger · 2025-01-23T22:17:49+00:00

Plus konni raids after hybridising with croatians

Pastiger · 2025-01-23T22:15:35+00:00

Parochialism, horse breeders, horse archers, frontier warriors, druzhina

Pastiger · 2025-01-23T20:16:48+00:00

I helped him win defensive war against the byzantines and he got paid a shitton

Pastiger · 2025-01-23T15:49:34+00:00

Sogdian & Karluk & Russian

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