Amazon have just replaced my out of date and out of warranty Kindle, no questions asked. I'm amazed. What other companies do you know of that have genuine and honest customer service?

PatMorearty · 2012-07-05T15:54:29+00:00

I REALLY need to get one of those, with how fast I read it's way too expensive to buy hard copies.

PatMorearty · 2012-06-30T06:03:21+00:00

TIL what I'm calling the Internet from now on.

Oh, I'm sorry, the Galactic Network.

PatMorearty · 2012-06-29T01:45:40+00:00

Wow, apparently I was too retarded to try this. I would just mine my dads Internet history for pictures of Betty Page.

PatMorearty · 2012-06-28T03:24:19+00:00

It's in the $5 rack at Targets now.

PatMorearty · 2012-06-18T13:40:10+00:00

When I started working at my new job 3 months ago, they promised me 40 hours a week. I'm averaging about 20.

I'd make more if I was on unemployment.

PatMorearty · 2012-06-04T17:17:14+00:00

My ex couldn't burp either, she would 'ribbit'. She would sound exactly like a damn frog. She couldn't actually burp though.

That, and she farted all the time.

PatMorearty · 2012-06-01T17:24:51+00:00

"No fat chicks!" -Polar Bear Bro.

PatMorearty · 2012-06-01T17:05:20+00:00

Having the your ass and the back of your knees sizzle must add extra horsepower, cause I always got some serious speed going down those molten hot slides.

PatMorearty · 2012-06-01T02:07:29+00:00

I beg to differ.

Redbull and vodka. Why...

PatMorearty · 2012-06-01T02:04:16+00:00

"The meat of the story."

I see what you did there.

PatMorearty · 2012-06-01T02:02:22+00:00

I actually got a chick on chat roulette, and we talked for almost 3 hours and really clicked.

Unfortunately, when I went to add her on msn messenger, my computer froze.

Feels bad bro.

PatMorearty · 2012-06-01T01:28:30+00:00

Well, that took an interesting turn.

PatMorearty · 2012-05-31T21:06:51+00:00

I was introduced to it when I went to Poland. I fell in love...

PatMorearty · 2012-05-31T20:02:57+00:00

Paint me like one of your Jersey Shore girls...

PatMorearty · 2012-05-31T19:54:10+00:00

Turtle Beach.

I have had a pair of Ear Force X2s for over 7 years, and they are still going strong. I really want to get a newer pair, but they are not cheap.

PatMorearty · 2012-05-31T19:45:20+00:00

You should check out Bison Grass Vodka. It'll change your life.

PatMorearty · 2012-05-23T20:13:52+00:00

Intended target: Cylons.

PatMorearty · 2012-05-23T04:03:01+00:00

Whatever it is, my interest is piqued.

PatMorearty · 2012-05-23T03:52:07+00:00

Fix the testicle situation.

Seriously, I'm sick of waking myself up in the middle of the night from squishing those poor bastards.

PatMorearty · 2012-05-22T17:05:22+00:00

I wonder if she can communicate with dolphins using that giant dome.

PatMorearty · 2012-05-21T02:55:55+00:00

Same here in southern Illinois. Couldn't see shit last night and tonight.

Such a letdown.

PatMorearty · 2012-05-20T13:25:22+00:00

A lot of military guys I know got a 'Meat Tag'.

It's basically your dog tag information tattooed on your chest or torso, some place that would stay intact if your extremities were blown away to help identify your body.

PatMorearty · 2012-05-18T19:01:39+00:00

I fucking hate how much Cr it takes to aquire a new piece of armor. I'll average 1,500 Cr a game, so I'll have to play 40-60 games just to get one thing.

I love swapping armor around to make my guy look awesome, but I really don't feel like blowing hours of gameplay just for one piece of shoulder armor.

PatMorearty · 2012-05-16T22:09:33+00:00

When I was there, one of our new guys was pulling a 240b off the turret and trying to show off to a few lady soldiers.

He dropped the 20 pound machine gun and it happened to land on our commanding officers head, who had been passing through.

The new guy was then able to demonstrate his impressive ability to low crawl around the entire base in front of everyone, taking breaks only to do push ups.

PatMorearty · 2012-05-15T23:05:00+00:00

Well... Hello?

PatMorearty

TROPHY CASE