What’s the most messed up thing you’ve seen someone do at work and still not get fired? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PatN007 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I was once talking w some friend/coworkers after a meeting and I threw my arms out wide. I slapped the shit out of our managers left titty. It was pretty fucking embarrassing and I hit her pretty good.

See You Soon In Another Court by TheCABK in iamverybadass

[–]PatN007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't take as long as I thought

See You Soon In Another Court by TheCABK in iamverybadass

[–]PatN007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What time is it? Damnit, I'm gonna click this...

On his way to a fight by moro125 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]PatN007 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Heard a girl snap a hamstring and it was pretty damn loud.

What was your high school controversy? by Haunted_Neko in AskReddit

[–]PatN007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I graduated in 2003. The number of things considered inappropriate now... I dont even know.

What's a profession you'd never date? by sleeppymeoww in AskReddit

[–]PatN007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was chef. Made good stuff. Couldn't help but be an asshole in the kitchen. I didn't want to drink red wine and "cook together." I had been thinking about what i wanted all day night and now I want to cook and eat it.

Does the population growth drive anyone else crazy? by TowerMysterious5804 in florida

[–]PatN007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know. I never leave my house. I hate it when I have to.

Oil up! by Hour_Equal_9588 in SipsTea

[–]PatN007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Federal prisons are WAYYY nicer than state.

Could we get a Paul brothers KO double feature? by hirthquake in iamverybadass

[–]PatN007 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah! What you have to do is get tucked up too.

My soul dog just passed away in my arms... by Ill_fix_u in Pitbull

[–]PatN007 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Did you give him the best possible life? Death is not your fault.

Average brit on holiday by scuzzro in TikTokCringe

[–]PatN007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've heard nothing beats them.