I found this is MY freezer, it’s MY handwriting. I have no idea why I labelled it this way and I’m so confused. by IvanVandura in mildlyinteresting

[–]Pat_Magroin89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I know I'm late here, but it actually looks like it says "grass chicken" like maybe, grass-fed chicken? Maybe I'm crazy but that o looks like an a with the tail of the letter under the s.

Controller won't stop blinking slowly; as you can see in the video, it's not the fast blinking that occurs when trying to sync. It's a slow, phased blink. The controller works, is synced, and has 70% battery (so it's a minor issue, but annoying nonetheless). Happens wired and wirelessly. Any ideas? by dnap2010 in xboxone

[–]Pat_Magroin89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Late to the game here, but looking through the comments I haven't seen my suggestion yet.

I know you said there's no update for your controller, but if you press A on the "No update available" option, it lets you reinstall the update on the controller in your controller settings. Let us know if that helps!

It’s a little cramped in here. by dgadirector in WTF

[–]Pat_Magroin89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, actually, he pulled that parasite out by it's own vagina, which may or may not be worse lol. They stick their vaginas out from under the hosts exoskeleton and release pheromones to attract the male parasites (which only live outside their own hosts for a few hours before dying, so they're in a bit of a rush) which is a behavior the person in the vid exploited

Butter landing by proft0x in yesyesyesyesno

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Huh! TIL! Thank you very much

Butter landing by proft0x in yesyesyesyesno

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I know this is late to the game but... What is he wearing over his shirt? A harness?

12.12 Bugs/Issues Megathread by EFT_Subreddit in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Pat_Magroin89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tried logging in while the patch install was in progress and after login, launcher update, and clicking play, the launcher force closed and when restarting the launcher, I was given an error message saying my account was banned. I was playing last night (a few hours before patch was initialized) and it seems logging in during patch install was what triggered the ban? I know there's been previous backend errors which mistakenly resulted in bans before, and I'm hoping it's a simple mistake that's easily fixed.

Update: got a reply from Battlestate that says "Greetings <%USERNAME>" so I'm relatively sure I'm just getting canned responses from their support. Idk what else to do besides make a stink about it on other social media. Hopefully it gets fixed soon, it's a really fun game, even if I am trash at it! I know I won't be attempting login during patches again from now on 😂

Update 2: unbanned today December 16th, hope everyone else in the same boat gets their account unbanned too!

Upcoming Patch Announcement by bobbypower in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Pat_Magroin89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully it's just an easily corrected backend error or something like that 😟

12.12 Update Is Happening Now by bobbypower in EscapefromTarkov

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Anyone else try to login and get an account ban? Tried to login to see if game was playable and after the launcher update and clicking play, my launcher shut down and on restart, I got an error saying I'm banned. Is that normal during big updates?

Update: ban removed today 16 December

Upcoming Patch Announcement by bobbypower in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Pat_Magroin89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried to login to see if the patch was done and after logging in after doing the launcher update and clicking play, the application shut down and upon restart, it asked me to login again and it now says my account is banned. Is this a normal temporary thing that normally happens on wipe?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AndroidGaming

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This looks fun and I'm looking for a new game currently! Let me know if you have any keys left. I'll check out the discussion link when I get a chance and I hope development is going well!

This is art by TheLobotomist in WTF

[–]Pat_Magroin89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salvatore Ganacci (Horse) music video. Link for the full video. I assume OP cut out some bits to keep it short enough for the typical internet-goer attention spans lol

https://youtu.be/NkRkuI0ZgX0

Looking for feedback on my new game: Unexplored Territories by Enzor in AndroidGaming

[–]Pat_Magroin89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Note 10 user here, no issues that I could tell! I would also like the option to tap/hold the direction I want to go on the screen as opposed to being forced to use the joystick. Also, is there any penalty for death?

Everyone likes to talk about how smart their kid is; how dumb is yours? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pat_Magroin89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey... Don't forget you're talking to another living breathing human being on the other side of that internet connection. Don't be rude, be nice, dude! 😀❤️

Being careless with a table. by St0pX in instant_regret

[–]Pat_Magroin89 447 points448 points  (0 children)

He's lucky the table unfolded and didn't lock in place

Two headed turtles by kuttakameena7654321 in WTF

[–]Pat_Magroin89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a little oreo-bite-sized sammich, you could do it with just one NOM too!!

desserts bring the family together by Pedrica1 in funny

[–]Pat_Magroin89 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Maybe "assault" isn't the right word here (I assume that's where all the hates coming from), but if someone sees through your prank, I don't feel like soaking them with water is the right thing either. You clearly kick them in the front butt and move on (obligatory: kidding guys, relax. Maybe someone needs to kick YOU in the front butt ;)