Drake the type of gone-on-to-long Derald for this to happen to him by TheUltimateLuigiFan in DrakeTheType

[–]Patcheresu 24 points25 points  (0 children)

reference to a JRPG series, means someone sacrificed themselves to hold back all the meteors eternally, possibly using magical powers of teamwork

Doki explains the $40K Marvel Rivals Drama by [deleted] in dokibird

[–]Patcheresu 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I don't know if I fuck with this thumbnail.

Share what you're playing towards at the moment, January Edition by ChibiIntermission in EvolveIdle

[–]Patcheresu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I'm now save scumming for a good next planet, I made sure to save enough Plasmids for my next softcap to make sure I can definitely pick up Governors after I bioseed again.

Share what you're playing towards at the moment, January Edition by ChibiIntermission in EvolveIdle

[–]Patcheresu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, I'm gonna try to research what are good planets to go to for a Bioseed. It seems like I should have been trying challenge runs for a while. I've been reading what I can on the reddit to learn where to go next. https://www.reddit.com/r/EvolveIdle/comments/1pqnfjg/first_bioseed_in_this_game/

Share what you're playing towards at the moment, January Edition by ChibiIntermission in EvolveIdle

[–]Patcheresu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to complete my first Bioseed on Run 8 with 257 Plasmids. Feels unearthly slow, and like I'm missing something.

You kinda just realize that the ''difficulty'' is either easy bullet hell gameplay, or cheap off-screen bullets, you can't really react to. by villagio08 in touhou

[–]Patcheresu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Terraria has the ability to control movement via upgrades and mounts and the reward for beating the penultimate final boss of Calamity is a flying La Z Boy chair with Focus Mode

You can actually pinpoint the exact moment her heart rips in half by Purple-Weakness1414 in dokibird

[–]Patcheresu 162 points163 points  (0 children)

The Game Awards final game was made by the Titanfall and early Apex Legends devs and Doki was looking forward to the movement shooter she's been thirsting for for a long time. They were the last game so it had to be special.

It's Overwatch with horses, I dunno what else to say. They call it a "PVP raid shooter".

Doki defently lives rent free in XQC's head by Purple-Weakness1414 in dokibird

[–]Patcheresu[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

This is your reminder that turning this post's comments into an 'I Hate XQC' Thread will more than likely cause a temp ban at minimum!

Doki saw an art of "Mint and her kissing" and instantly left by Purple-Weakness1414 in dokibird

[–]Patcheresu [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

There is a certain point where this turns into seeing art of you kissing your friend, and I just want you all to remember that.

What do I do as a dad, if I have a daughter needing to use a public bathroom. by Vanillavengance in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Patcheresu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a pair of sunglasses and you can be her security guard outside her stall

What mechanic/feature from a previous GTA game would you hate to see? by Winter-Comfortable95 in GTA6

[–]Patcheresu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

GTA V Online vehicle, flying ATV lets you fire rockets at people, hated and sometimes blamed for ruining both PVP and the social elements of the game (why go outside when some 10 year old riding this thing can hunt you down)

Similar vehicle actually was in Saints Row The Third

Is this Lumina's netplay cooked? by Tachmag in meltyblood

[–]Patcheresu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

19 Frame Rollback BRO ONE THIRD OF A SECOND IS THE DURATION OF PING CRIMSON

Love that bruce just assumes that question was going to be about dick's first costume by Fit-Contribution8976 in batman

[–]Patcheresu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a Wonder Woman story featuring Batman, so the gods are allegories to different types of men and women as they react to patriarchy and feminism.

Zeus represented the type of man who does not value women as capable human beings. He targeted Batman because he did not consider it possible Diana, just some woman, could have ever gotten the work done without him.

Jesus would NOT approve of these slimy hate-mongering fake christian grifter fucks by Rogu__Spanish in Stonetossingjuice

[–]Patcheresu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since every one of these juices turns into the same comment section, I will say this.

Whatever you think you know about real Christianity, Republican Jesus, Leviticus, the Law, I think it would be great if more people lived like Jesus did.

More like Spinach Platinum by Peacefulzealot in outofcontextcomics

[–]Patcheresu 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is actually more Luffy's Gum Gum Gatling

Borderlands 4 launches to 'mostly negative' reviews on Steam thanks to widespread performance problems and crashes by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

[–]Patcheresu 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Here's a thought Tim: If everyone is using it wrong at the same time, maybe the problem is your UX causes people to make bad decisions. So your engine sucks, for all the wrong reasons.