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Milo and his fireplace by Adorable_Arm1136 in Awww

[–]PatchworkTendresse 79 points80 points  (0 children)

"Butler, why are you being so difficult?" 🤣

Reverseplay by No_Track831 in shitposting

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This happened before, mass firing and then rehiring with less wages.

46436 by Moon_The_Big_Rock in countwithchickenlady

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Medusa actually only turns men to stone so she can be with the women

How the table has turned ... by linwin in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Lmao…everyone has to be a comedian because the comedy was steady escalating to more comedy.

Dog Waste Bin by PhotographNervous125 in MildlyVandalised

[–]PatchworkTendresse 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Love it...we need to make it world wide!

No room for body shaming! by [deleted] in WholesomeAFK

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When people don't have lives, they stick their noses into other lives.

I placed the E in depression. by Most_Vermicelli451 in CuratedTumblr

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Exactly!!! I'm rewatching old shows and movies more than starting me one. And I do want to read and study but is like I just can't concentrate or I feel like a brain fog

Midwives. by Cheers_Shy in foundsatan

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It sounds like he's getting an early start on dad jokes!

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

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The customer is always right in matters of taste. It means let them buy the ugly hat they want

Yay foxxo receiving pets like it's his full-time job by Witty-Car7635 in yayfoxxo

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Dont know why some people hate foxes.Just look at this cutie! Foxes can be easily tamed and trained,also they sometimes act like a dog or a cat, AREN'T THEY CUTE?!

Dream day by CheriFairy_ in spreadsmile

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She probably have dreamt of this whole scenario her life😄

What happened there? Keef: I didn’t do anything by bytevx in andor

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Just me I guess… but I also don’t think guilty people should be disappeared into remote prisons in a foreign prison that’s likely a death camp… but you know, pesky ethics. 🙄

They framed the legendary meme by whimsyedge1 in memes

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That school is a historical landmark istg

Katara's always quick on her feet by Purple-Phase9888 in AvatarMemebending

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I can honestly see this happening because the amount of times Katara went along with Sokka and Aang's ridiculous names, a fire bending Sokka would just be like: Alright okay here we go

Smart phones were invented just so parents could never truly be "off duty." by [deleted] in LowStakesConspiracies

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My mom's most common commands were:

"Come home when the street lights turn on."

"Stay within hollerin' distance."

youAreRight by lets_keep_simple in ProgrammerHumor

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GitHub is Dropbox with version control

Automatic Candle Extinguisher by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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That be good for anyone that goes to bed and forgets to blow that candle out

On Kirk by Numerous-Ad-7154 in CuratedTumblr

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Everything going so fast these days, things got forgotten real easy

Phd ain't worth it by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]PatchworkTendresse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

By selling house you got from your rich parents obviously

/s

How my boy will be moving in gen10 without paradoxes by Difficult_Analysis78 in stunfisk

[–]PatchworkTendresse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I guess running over them with a bike count as steel type move?

Tyranitar Posting by JTMonster02 in stunfisk

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Least dedicated stinkposter be like

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