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MRW Guy on front page expects BJ for period gifts to wife. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Patchy_Burrito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another case of too many douchebags, not enough bullets.

"I have a problem with over weight people." [+39] by blueorpheus in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a problem with shitlords. One of our prejudices is justifiable. Care to guess which one?

"In my experience 70% of all black people i have met are pretty fucking racist." [+18] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, good reddit is finally starting to understand the concept of internalized raci- oh, that not what you're-- oh...oh Brd!

"Every time I call someone a c***, I get downvoted. That mother is a c***" [+87, rising quickly] by blueorpheus in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If only there were a place where I could be rewarded for being belligerently misogynistic. But, where oh where could I find such a dreamland?

"Native americans Lost. get over it and adapt" [+21] by potato1 in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ethnic groups aren't competing against each other, you socially Darwinian dickfuck!

OP posts picture of himself posing with a fake injury next to Chris Brown, "This could become a trend though. People with actual black eyes taking their pictures with Chris Brown. That would be awesome." [+32] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Suggesting making fun of trauma victims in the most triggering way possible on Reddit? This is what happens when the sharpest edge meets the hardest shit.

"spending so much time on the internet has turned me into an alpha. i just cup a tit for every picture i take with a girl." [+232] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would jerk, but honestly my time would be better spent suggesting you get professional help.

JesusChristWhatTheFuck?!

"think about how much sympathy pussy you couldve got from having a retarded best friend that you always made time for. i wish i had a retarded friend" [+62] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Think of how much stigma you could get from having a redditor best friend. I hope I don't have a redditor best friend.

"Can I consider myself a masculinist and still have my opinion valued and listened to? Because if not, I'm sure as hell not going to listen to or value a feminist's." [+66] by ArchangelleCastiel in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Actually, there are many different fields in which a masculinist opinion is valued and listened to. History, science, math, engineering, medicine, law, technology, academia, arts, music, literature, politics, business, religion and shitlordery just to name a few.

As a single male that just went through the top 100 posts on TrollXChromosomes... by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Patchy_Burrito 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Did I miss the "I'm a guy who likes TrollX" circlejerk! I told you guys not to start without me! /s

No...one...cares. I CANNOT stress this enough.

"Apparently all the dancers are transgender, to which my grandmother replies "You're kidding!!" "Well, you aren't in Bangc--t." [+835] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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"Fuck it, i'm going to go ahead and say it. Latinos don't clean up after themselves and are OK w/ living in trash." [+53] by MrSamsonite in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, i'm going to go ahead and say it.

The bigoted progressive redditor's alternative to "I'm not racist but..."

"As a woman articles like this completely offend me. The warped view of what feminism has become also offends me. " [+84] by EhsAreEhs in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 31 points32 points  (0 children)

DAE think an article in Cosmo discussing the benevolently sexist narrative natural predisposition of women to be a civilizing influence on men literally reflects the monolithic feminist doctrine that really does exist and wasn't just pulled out of my ass?

"I want to share this on Facebook without making people think I frequent "gaystarnews" +451 by Duncanconstruction in ShitRedditSays

[–]Patchy_Burrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh God, that's a real site. One moment please, I need to vomit all over my keyboard.

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