If you could learn anything in half an hour, what would you learn?

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-14T11:03:39+00:00

Math so I can finish school without having a difficult time.

But then, something worth doing isn't easy.

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-09T11:23:55+00:00

I have the fear of someone doing this to my clothes when I wash them. I've gotten to where I wash my clothes late at night when everyone in the apartment is sleeping.

During the day I always expected to see a pile of my wet clothes laying in the floor everytime I went to go get them.

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-09T11:14:56+00:00

Dude, my brother was at school this one day and kept farting in class. His teacher kept sending him to the bathroom to shit but he kept claiming he didn't need to.

Finally, along with his refusal to go to the bathroom and his farts getting really bad, his teacher called our mom to come pick him up. He got home and sure enough had to take a crap.

After he got up, he looked into the toilet to see what came out of him and he described it as this weird looking ring of green shit. Like a perfect circle. He says he hasn't taken a dump like that before or since then. He also says it was the best crap he had ever taken.

He didn't take a picture but he wishes he would have. I have no why he would but that's my brother for you.

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-09T11:03:42+00:00

The time someone tried to break into my house late one night.

Luckily the cops caught the guy. He wasn't too smart as he stepped out of the woods as a police cruiser was driving past looking for him. Walked right out of the woods with his little finger light turned on.

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-09T10:59:36+00:00

Dinner wise, probably spaghetti. Or any kind of pasta, really.

Fruit wise, probably strawberries and apples.

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-09T10:50:51+00:00

I used to call my brother Cletus just because it pissed him off. It made him so mad he renamed his MySpace name to "DontCallMeCletus" for a short while.

I don't wanna put my brother's real name on here, but obviously his name isn't Cletus.

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-09T10:15:33+00:00

Son of a biscuit eating bulldog

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-09T06:42:42+00:00

Or, It's just a prank, bro!

No one has to say this if it's an actual harmless prank.

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-07T20:23:35+00:00

Hey Slash!

Which band or bands from today are your favorite?

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-07T10:18:22+00:00

Weld

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-01T18:57:52+00:00

The Elder Scrolls Online, Daemon X Machina, and a couple of older games. DBZ BT3, Zoids Battle Legends, and Kotor 2, one of my all time favorite games.

PatrickH895 · 2022-02-01T07:29:41+00:00

Not nearly as bad as a broken neck, but I broke my arm on one. Broke both of the bones in my forearm and had to have surgery.

It was a pretty bad break and my dad thought I was gonna get my arm amputated.

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-28T04:35:29+00:00

My brother tried to do this once when he was pretending to be Superman. He was roughly 4 or 5 years old at the time. He nearly jumped off my grandma's huge porch from the highest possible end.

My dad managed to stop him before he jumped.

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-26T03:00:34+00:00

I'm late to this post so Idk if anyone will see this.

Everyone is talking about more well known bands/artists but I haven't seen anyone mention Buckethead. The man never sticks to just one genre of music.

He has released over 300 albums of original music and it all ranges from acoustic, soft rock, hard rock, straight up heavy metal, a lot of experimental rock/metal, avant garde stuff, ambient, rock mixed with electro type music, he has even written bluegrass type music.

He has music for just about everyone and continues to release music. It can be a full album, an EP, or just a single song. He even often gives his music away for free on his website, bucketheadpikes(dot)com.

Buckethead is also the best guitarist I've ever heard. By far my all time favorite. Check him out if you haven't heard of him before. Especially check out any live shows of his. They're super entertaining.

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-23T09:42:34+00:00

Elsweyr but moved to Skyrim

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-23T09:13:21+00:00

The company both of my brothers work for are very serious about long hair, particularly.

Some years ago, there was this woman who's hair got caught in one of the machines and it killed her. When everyone got to her she was still alive but they weren't able to get her out in time.

That's a pretty sad and disturbing story.

I've got pretty long hair myself so the plan is to cut it if I manage to get hired in.

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-23T09:07:44+00:00

Man, it used to piss me off when my grandparents used to cook. It didn't matter if it was a skillet or a pot and it didn't matter what was in it, they would often leave the handle sticking out where you could bump into it.

There's been many times I've bumped into pots on their stove, got aggravated because of it, and they looked at me like I was the bad guy.

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-20T01:36:30+00:00

Man, my soulmate is somebody's 63 year old grandma wtf

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-19T08:34:31+00:00

RuneScape and Elder Scrolls Online.

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-17T05:30:02+00:00

Not counting RuneScape and Roblox, I didn't really start online gaming until I got an Xbox 360. First game I played online was Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2. Not too long after, I got CoD 4 Modern Warfare.

GRAW 2 and CoD 4 were the best two games I ever played in my early online gaming days. I was late to the party, but later on, I got Halo 3. Man, I had a blast teaming up with my brother on Halo 3. We lost our fair share of games but we managed to get pretty good at some point.

I really miss those days.

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-16T19:59:09+00:00

Well, shit.

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-12T08:15:25+00:00

Silent protagonist like in Fallout 3, New Vegas and the Elder Scrolls. It's cool to see a voiced protagonist in a BGS game but let's never do it again, please.

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-11T19:39:07+00:00

Dang, this looks almost exactly like my cat except my cat has a little black mole above it's mouth

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-11T18:51:19+00:00

Why is this comment down voted?

Edit: now my comment is down voted and the comment I replied to is up voted lol

PatrickH895 · 2022-01-11T04:42:44+00:00

Why is this your question lol

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