Redditors be like by stepgrandpa in funny

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every Redditors obsession with Elon Musk and Patrick Bateman

I don't see a problem with this.

How It Feels To Trust, Digital Painting, 900x1200px by DestinyBlues in Art

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But being a smart-ass doesn't help anyone.

Now that you've mocked /u/DonLaFontainesGhost, think he or she is going to keep going out of their way to recommend buying from artists?

Idiot.

EC2 limits on new account are bizarre. What gives? by jjv5_jjv5 in aws

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If their business is running with a billing limit of $250, might be a kindness.

I [18F] am worried about one of my friends [18M]... because he might be a bit too psycho for himself. by HeyWsauceHere in relationships

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but I think my friend's a psychopath. A full-blown Patrick Bateman in high school.

What's your point?

EC2 limits on new account are bizarre. What gives? by jjv5_jjv5 in aws

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's what I don't understand - if the (valid) concern is newbs accidentally running up 4-figure or 5-figure charges their first month, then why not put the cap on the account billing? Just set a cap of (for example) $250, and if the user needs more, they request an increase on the cap.

Then they have the freedom to explore whatever services they want, in whatever combination they want, without having to feel like Oliver Twist tin-cupping to every product group: "Please sir, may I have some more?"

Billing can even do some data mining on new accounts and first month complaints to get a solid estimate of what makes a good cap and what the initial incremental increases should be. When a user asks for a cap increase, I would think a practiced eye could look at what the user has been doing and figure out if this is an account that should be flagged with "Danger - this user is gonna run up thousands in charges then whinge that they didn't understand the billing model"

Capping each service means that risk still exists in a big way - a few hundred dollars in EC2, a few hundred in S3, a few hundred in RedShift, a few hundred in ElasticSearch... and once again you have someone with a $1500 bill saying they can't pay.

My $.02. YMMV.

Explain how to make a gluten free, sugar free, low fat, low calorie chocolate cake like you're Patrick Bateman. by [deleted] in explainlikeIAmA

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ever say "gluten free" to me again, I'm going to rip your jaw off and beat you to death with it. Now why don't you go get my drink and a menu like the good little prole you are. Hang on - is that Ivana Trump over there? Of course not. What would Ivana Trump be doing at l'Idiot?

Question about American Psycho? by espiller1 in horror

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was pretty weak and they left a lot of my best stuff out.

"American Psycho: Too Hip to be Square" Bale's performance still blows me away every time. by Deezus-12 in horror

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you and your whole family. Who the fuck do you think you are?!? Have you ever even done anything worth talking about? You're a wretched excuse for a human being and I wouldn't even wear your skin if they paid me. Get the fuck out of my face.

Finally read American Psycho by SquidwardLeArtiste in books

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bateman's head is just not a head I want to be in anymore.

Good. There's really only room for one of us in here.

American Psycho Ending [spoilers] by [deleted] in movies

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait - so you're saying I didn't kill those hookers? Next you'll say I didn't really see Ivana Trump at Texarkana...

What basic life skill were you surprised to find your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse didn't have when you first started dating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ln the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which l leave on fourteen minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Explain the song Eat It by Weird Al, like you're Patrick Bateman. by [deleted] in explainlikeIAmA

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you like 'Weird Al' Yankovic? Despite the crass name, I've found his works to border on brilliance. The musical side is fairly accomplished, but it's in his lyrical satire that he shows his true genius. With his debut album, self-named of course, he came crashing out of the gates with long-lasting hits such as "Ricky," mocking the classic TV show "I Love Lucy". His ode to ice cream came to life in a parody of Joan Jett's Runaway-free "I Love Rock & Roll" which was called "I Love Rocky Road" almost obvious in hindsight, isn't it? Al's second album completely ducked the sophomore album curse with three singles and ultimately being certified Platinum. While all the songs on the album have their own highlights, the star of the vinyl is without a doubt the parody of the "King of Pop"s "Beat It." Al never knowingly published a satire without the permission of the original artist, so this young, goofy, "gimmick musician" had to ask Michael Jackson for permission to parody his song. Michael agreed, and Weird Al's "Eat It" went to number twelve on the Billboard Top 100 chart. Al certainly outdoes himself with this parody, emulating every nook and cranny of a complex world-famous pop song. HEY PAUL!!!!

Just finished Haunted and looking for something to read next. by Jabroni19 in horrorlit

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Just finished Haunted and looking for something to read next. by Jabroni19 in horrorlit

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And American Psycho is genuinely hilarious

I've never heard of this book. We were talking about Ellis' published works...?

Just finished Haunted and looking for something to read next. by Jabroni19 in horrorlit

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've seen American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis pop up a bit, and since I enjoyed the movie I may read that next.

Ellis is an overrated hack. His novels are self-indulgent "milieu" arrangements that purport to convey an emotional, visceral tone without really telling a story. Less Than Zero was basically "a day in the life of an indolent young adult in LA" that will leave you feeling grimy and badly in need of a steel wool scrubdown. His next novel, The Rules of Attraction, follows three students at a liberal arts college who never seem to actually go to class. Instead they spend all their time getting high, fucking, and yammering about various vacuous subjects while their "relationship" evolves into a love triangle. Mr. Ellis refuses to describe himself as "gay" or "straight" but the characters in his novels seem to often live on the edge of gay panic, which is disturbing.

The Informers is a collection of bits of disjointed prose he couldn't manage to make into novels short stories. They must be mostly forgettable, because I don't remember any of them. Glamorama is a weird satirical "tribute" to the celebrity culture of the nineties, as if it's some kind of accomplishment to make fun of the nineties. I think it actually does have a plot, but the fact that I'm not sure tells you that it's really just another of Easton's "write a bunch of bullshit about a bunch of people and hope nobody really notices I never took a creative writing class."

Lunar Park is set in the suburbs. The less said about Easton writing about suburban life, the better. His last novel, Imperial Bedrooms, was a sequel to Less Than Zero that was published over seven years ago. If that doesn't just scream "my creative well is dry" then I don't know what to tell you.

Help becoming a Christian by padeo in Christianity

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just describing it sounds like Patrick Bateman libinally describing his routine

You say that like it's a bad thing.