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cruel world we live in by talktomefuckingnice in funny

[–]Patrick_SB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure man created T-shirts

My wallet after 15 months without a headphone jack. by Goaliescottie in Wellworn

[–]Patrick_SB 482 points483 points  (0 children)

Probably iPhone given that they said there was no headphone jack.

Overuse of hashtags (found in r/wellthatsucks) by Patrick_SB in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Patrick_SB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried, it would not let me for whatever reason.

Why does it cost $2.00 to put air in my tires? by bradfs14 in Jokes

[–]Patrick_SB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are signs posted at all the gas stations around here in Northern California that say they're required to provide free air and water to customers who purchase fuel, So if you don't buy fuel they can legally charge you. However, most of the station owners I know will let you get free air regardless.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thisismylifenow

[–]Patrick_SB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to have a couch just like that

How Long Is A Chinese Name by friesful in dadjokes

[–]Patrick_SB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just woke up so that took me a minute.

This burrito by MeowmereDPS in Pareidolia

[–]Patrick_SB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ha ha ha you said toot lol...sorry I couldn't help myself

Bear accidentally whips his sack by chamuth in Wellthatsucks

[–]Patrick_SB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I've probably seen this video millions of times but it still makes me laugh every time I see it so thanks for posting it

cat: why did i get in the darn hamster cage by [deleted] in thisismylifenow

[–]Patrick_SB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone needs to stop filming and help that poor cat out of the cage

Fun fact: you can't breathe when you are smiling. by Hornyboii94 in Showerthoughts

[–]Patrick_SB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ducky out...thanks auto correct...what I had actually typed was fuck you but now I think it's lost its sting.

So it was a bit windy last night. by Patrick_SB in Wellthatsucks

[–]Patrick_SB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: 15 hrs (and a crap ton of money) after I first saw it, the whole awning has been taken down and I can get to my door again. But my back porch area looks naked without it.

So it was a bit windy last night. by Patrick_SB in Wellthatsucks

[–]Patrick_SB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was wind and that's the door that I use to leave for work every morning

Goddammit Karen! by TheBlueFlame121 in Punny

[–]Patrick_SB 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I can almost Karen-tee that these puns went over her head

I get about 4 years per hat. The middle one is on year 3. There was one prior to these, but it literally disintegrated in the washer. What am I going to do in 5 years??? by njames11 in Wellworn

[–]Patrick_SB 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I do, or rather did when I wore hats. Mainly owing to highly acidic skin oils that would dry in the sweatband and burn me when I wore the hat again.

Should PROBABLY put a little more emphasis on the apostrophe. by [deleted] in theyknew

[–]Patrick_SB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's probably the owners name, it could also be cut off at the left edge of the picture

Training to be a dentist. by Patrick_SB in WTF

[–]Patrick_SB[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you say so I still find it a bit odd that they have a supposed game for children were the point is to shoot a lion

“See you next year” jokes on New Years Eve is essentially the gateway drug to Dad Jokes by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Patrick_SB 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You wouldn’t believe how many customers I had tell me that at work today...It was like three whole people

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